OK enough of me making "clever" statements.
Gordon,
Getting indexed and getting ranked for terms are two different things. Get indexed first.
1/ Put the website address (URL to start with .. the www. bit) in your signature here. This forun gets crawled and the search engines will follow your link from here and discover your site.
2/ Get your web designer to add an XML sitemap to your site and submit that to Google via your Google Webmasters account. This should get the site indexed fairly quickly.
Try this type into google... site:www. the name of your site. That will tell you if it is indexed or not.
Hope this helps, Garry