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james roffey

Now i've seen everything!
« on: May 18, 2010, 10:05:59 pm »
I was doing this job today in what can only be described as a mansion i was a bag of nerves as i am pulling my hose about and carrying the wand upstairs everywhere i looked i could see insurance claim! everything was whitefrom the marble entrance,the wool carpet the walls, the fire place in the lounge was so big you could have a walk around inside if you wanted.
Anyway when i arrived i was looking for the nearest socket and opened the door nearest  i was leaning down to plug the cable in and caught something out of the corner of my eye.
It was a life size mannequin wearing a WW2 luftwaffe uniform goggles boots life preserver the lot :o on the other side of the room was the equivelent RAF mannequin. after i recovered I spoke to the wife and she laughed, the husband has a cabinet in his office in the house fiited and everything,full of all the same type of memorabilia absolutely amazing collection he explained that if was a hobby for many years as his grandfather was a squadron leader in the RAF.

stu_thomson

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Re: Now i've seen everything!
« Reply #1 on: May 18, 2010, 10:15:47 pm »
Ive got a blow up doll in the cupboard!

Dont tell the wife mind ;)

People say that money is not the key to happiness, but I always figured if you have enough money, you can have a key made!

Shaun_Ashmore

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Re: Now i've seen everything!
« Reply #2 on: May 18, 2010, 10:20:16 pm »
I was once in a house in a rather nice suburb and I dislodged a what I though was a fire extinguisher from under a curtain (it was a female back massager approx a foot and a half long and one sides ;) if you know what I mean)

Shaun