The prime minister has just said that in the forthcoming budget on the 24 March 2010, that his goverment is re-indroducing the "Window Tax".
He has stated that this will revieve the building industry, because its cheaper to build a building if it doesn't have windows.
Reporters have asked what people will be able to look at if there are no windows?
The prime minister replied that is the real beauty of this tax, instead of windows, they can have flat screen tvs instead, this is ideal for everyone, firstly our factories can re-tool and start making flat screan tvs, bringing hundreds of thousands of new jobs, in fact there's properly be more vacancies than there are currently on the dole, but he said that will be solved by lifting all imirigration rules.
Next he said that it will resolved the problem of people moving homes, if someone whats a different area, all they have to do is insert a dvd of the new area they are interested in, so now the goverment have cured the housing market.
He was asked about the affects this will have on the window cleaning trade, but the prime minister pointed out that there will be millions of tv screans to be cleaned instead, it also resolves the working at height problem, because all the tvs will be placed on walls that are easy to reach.