[Marc's on the Glass, LLC]

95% of my work is commercial.  I do some residential. 

Every day, I hear the same expression (or some slight variation)... "How about you come over to my house when you're finished". 

This is always meant as humorous, but I hear it 5 times a day.  What are some good retorts I can make?  Suggestions???  Remember, I hear this from all types, mostly women, young and old.  Maybe even an expression I can make to sell them.

Be creative

[gaza]

come on over to my house [were aving a party]burst out in that classic Drifters song. should raise a few eyebrows if you singing is like mine ,

 GAZA

[Davindo Cleana]

Firstly you must determine whether anyone else hears these voices; if not, you may need to get help.
If you are getting a plethora of invitations on an almost daily basis, congratulations are in order

I would pick out the best ones and invite them to form a sort of harem, where they could help you relax after a hard days work - bring a few of the old biddies too as they make excellent tea, and will provide musical accompaniment of a Daniel O'Donnell sort

[Sir Squeaky]

Barmy, the lot of you.

[williamx]

Can I bring my extenable pole with me

[Mike_G]

williamx- good one

[liscannor]

I only do soap N suds between 9 and 5

[windows_chepstow]

It rarely happens to me!  Probably because I'm ugly!

I've had a few customers flirt with me though; but I don't trust these types.  Anyone that flirts with me must be dodgy, mentally retarded or Welsh.  I have nothing to do with them.

[rosskesava]

I've had a few customers flirt with me

Did they have a white stick by any chance?     

[Marc's on the Glass, LLC]

Liscannor...Good one!

Chepstow... Maybe it's the outfit?

What about:  Did you mean for window cleaning?