Here's another add I came across in today's local paper.
Carpet & Upholstery Cleaning
Domestic and commercial.
Prices from £49.50 for all your carpets.
Ring now!
It's amazing what you can do with a Vax nowadays
Didn't have a company name, probably bodgit & leggit!
It's so tempting to ring for a quote but will probably burst out laughing.
Paul