[gary mallett]

attention all trad cleaners why not join your local stunt man class. then the next time you fall off that dodgey roof instead of your left tibia going through yor right eyeball simply do a bruce willis roll and walk away unharmed.most of you have already got the bruce willis vest so your half way there                                       happy tradding

[daniel worgan]

Another cracking piece of advice gary....

[SteveAllan]

Boring now