Customer - "do you think you could mend that gutter bracket up there, only I took it apart and it leaks even worse than before"
Up the ladders I go, take the joint apart and wipe the grit off the rubber seals. Come back down, pack my ladders away and wind in my reel.
Customer has the cheque all written out ready for his normal window cleaning price.
Customer No2 - "How much to clean my house?"
If it's regular - every five weeks it will be twelve pounds
"Oh great here's £24.00 for the next clean too"
I get half way through and custy says "cheerio i've got to go out now" starts the engine winds down the window "I've been thinking - don't come back untill the new year - bye!"
What a numpty. :