[ftp]

Disconnected my battery charger this morning and took it out of the van, hung the extension lead on the garage door handle and drove off to work.

Stopped at a large roundabout at the traffic lights when the guy in the next lane winds his window down "you've got a rope hanging out of yer van mister!"

Jumped out to find thirty feet of extension lead minus the plug stretched back under the line of traffic behind. Must have looped itself over my towbar!  :

Just checked the damage - not too bad one of the freezers got dragged accross the garage and the sack of spuds were all over the floor. 

[Gleaming windows]

      

Did you take the garage door with you?

[matt]

Disconnected my battery charger this morning and took it out of the van, hung the extension lead on the garage door handle and drove off to work.

Stopped at a large roundabout at the traffic lights when the guy in the next lane winds his window down "you've got a rope hanging out of yer van mister!"

Jumped out to find thirty feet of extension lead minus the plug stretched back under the line of traffic behind. Must have looped itself over my towbar!  :

Just checked the damage - not too bad one of the freezers got dragged accross the garage and the sack of spuds were all over the floor. 

right thats it

i am making it offical

you are frank spencer

[ftp]

Garage door was fine the cord ripped out of the plug at the trailing socket (zip tied to my storage tank) tell me I'm not the only one who's done this?

[Gleaming windows]

So far, yes, you are 

[GWCS]

hahaha, thats cheered me right up!

i bet you felt a right wally when you realised with the traffic behind you looking.

[pingu]

You are a disaster zone...keep on doing what you do

[R W C]

ftp you must be the worlds unlickiest window cleaner, when ever i see your name to a post i wonder what must of happened to you today.

[leapstallbuildings]

Garage door was fine the cord ripped out of the plug at the trailing socket (zip tied to my storage tank) tell me I'm not the only one who's done this?

I've done quite a few daft things but not that (yet).

[LWC]

Ha i did one better, weve got a outdoor socket, in a rush one morning, jumped in van 1st gear drive off, BANG ... huh? Jumped out, i hadnt un plugged the charger, and pulled the socket out of the wall lol!

[EZclean]

next week on ftp TV: 

"i pulled up to to a job, walked up the drive with pole in one hand hose in the other, went to plug my hose in and it wouldn't fit,....... thats strange....oh hell, it was only the retractable washing line i must have picked the wrong one up"

silly me 

[ftp]

Ha i did one better, weve got a outdoor socket, in a rush one morning, jumped in van 1st gear drive off, BANG ... huh? Jumped out, i hadnt un plugged the charger, and pulled the socket out of the wall lol!

There you go I knew I wasn't the only one 

Also......... had my rectus fitting jam in the open position today pumping like mad. That's a first for me, good job it wasn't being trailed through a custys house at the time.

[EZclean]

that happened to me last week, pulled it banged it screwdriver'd it,would it shut off, then i just pushed it with my thumb and as easy as you like.... it stopped.
 the tarmacar's over the road had a good laugh

[AuRavelling79]

Ha i did one better, weve got a outdoor socket, in a rush one morning, jumped in van 1st gear drive off, BANG ... huh? Jumped out, i hadnt un plugged the charger, and pulled the socket out of the wall lol!

I've done this too!

[elite mike]

i was unloading my old astravan  one night

and then with the tailgate up

reversed into my garage

god did i feel a tit 

[clean]

i was unloading my old astravan  one night

and then with the tailgate up

reversed into my garage

god did i feel a tit 

who`s tit was it ?   
PK

[elite mike]

lmao 

[Gleaming windows]

I fell off a ladder once and broke my leg in 2 places. Does that count ?