having a mid afternoon nap today, phone rang, (typical) "hello, this is mat from its cold outside"
grumpy me "not interesred mate"
"okay, no problem thanks"
just got back to sleep, phone rings
"hello this is mat from its cold outside"
"you've just beeeeep rang ya beeeeep in beeeeep, i'm tryin to get some beeeeeepin sleep and your beeeepin waking me up every 5 beepin minutes, don't beeeeepin ring again ya beeeeepin beep"
"sorry you must have 2 websites"
"yeah but i aint got 2 beeeeepin numbers ya teet" beep off"

as you can tell, i was ever so slightly annoyed, lucky he caught me on a good day.

derek