[dazmond]

ive caught 4 women naked in their bedrooms and the ve all been over 60 .i had 3 girlfriends in past in m
y 20s that i met while doin there windows.cup of tea every month then one thing leads to another etc.all of them loved it when i did there bedroom windows.they used to dress up for me.problem was i never did anymore work that day they always sidetracked me ;Dstill get offers.i think all women have fantasys bout WC/fireman etc.im  business minded these days and stick to one woman at a time.im 37 now and dont want the hassle of gettin caught.its happened too many times before.but it was fun at the time.i earn more money now but dont get my rocks off half as much.balancing act now.

[Ross G]

coming off the ladders in a couple of months time to wfp, going to miss the upstairs entertainment. Best was bank holiday weekend obviousley folks away on hols gets to top of ladder to be met by the sight of custy's son definetley reaching the short strokes with his bird, the look on her face when she saw me and the sight of loverboy jumping off and trying to conceal stiffy while attempting to shut the curtains was priceless ,must admit to paying a wee bit more attention to detailing that pane likes.
Anyway that evening went back to collect payment with a wry smile 8 quid job matey hands me 15 "keep the change" result.


Ross G

[Paul_Rolfe]

I think we need someone to make a moral comment on this.

[Gleaming windows]

God is Good.


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Yes? No?

[simon knight]

I only took up window cleaning because I assumed there'd be loads of sex on offer from bored housewives.  But so far nothing, gornish, nada, rein, nowt....

I'm obviously unattractive to women...and men come to that!

[Paul_Rolfe]

Men? You need help,bud.

[steven ainger]

Men? You need help,bud.

sounds like an offer you cant refuse 

[simon knight]

Men? You need help,bud.

sounds like an offer you cant refuse 

Wasn't an offer. But if  I was a sausage jockey (which I'm not)  I'd be looking for something a bit more up-market than a mere window cleaner 

[Paul_Rolfe]

Wasn't an offer. But if  I was a sausage jockey (which I'm not)  I'd be looking for something a bit more up-market than a mere window cleaner 

You just wanted to put 'sausage jockey' in a  post, didn't ya?

[simon knight]

Wasn't an offer. But if  I was a sausage jockey (which I'm not)  I'd be looking for something a bit more up-market than a mere window cleaner 

You just wanted to put 'sausage jockey' in a  post, didn't ya?

You read me like a book Wolfie 

[ian1972]

mint keep it going guys

[Paul_Rolfe]

We've all gone Village People all of a sudden.

[simon knight]

YMCA.... young man 

[ian1972]

speak for yaselves lol