[Oakley Windows]

Looks like it might be turning into a regular clean after my visit today to pretend I was finishing off

[jouk45]

hi i was tiped of about this subject from another window cleaner in my area, how dare you show pictures of my house, i will phone you in the morning sir

[jouk45]

  only joking  i just changed my name and pic bet that gave you a fright matt lol

[leapstallbuildings]

Dear Mrs Money-Bags,
 
Many thanks for getting back to me regarding the exterior clean of your property at Slumpy Hall .
 
The price to carry out the discussed cleaning is £350.00.
 
The works involved are detailed below:
 
All windows cleaned externally.
 
All window frames and sills cleaned externally.
 
All external guttering and down-pipes cleaned.
 
All fascia boards, soffits and barge-boars cleaned.
 
Conservatory roof and plastic finials on roof cleaned.
 
All roof bars and external plastics to conservatory roof cleaned.
 
All conservatory plastic frames and sills cleaned.
 
All conservatory windows cleaned.
 
The dates to be confirmed a little closer to the time, however, I will leave the exact date to your discretion, depending upon the exact circumstances as the wedding arrangements develop.
 
However, if you can e-mail me your telephone number at home I will call you the week beginning 08th June.
 
Many thanks.
 
Matt Bateman (Oakley Window Cleaning)
 
 

Sounds a lot doesnt it when you itemise it that way

Fascias, soffits AND barge boards???   

I thought fascias and barge boards were one and the same.

[leapstallbuildings]

Looks like it might be turning into a regular clean after my visit today to pretend I was finishing off

Now if I had some guarantee in the first place that it would be a regular clean, my price would have been a fair bit lower.
For one offs, I lump all the extra time onto the charges.  For first cleans, I tend to go a fair bit easier on them because I will be getting some benefit from the follow up cleans.

[Oakley Windows]

only joking  i just changed my name and pic bet that gave you a fright matt lol

Only just seen the e-mail from some tart called customer

[weetot]

Its only 9.05am according to the outside clock, that means the butler must have done it!

[Oakley Windows]

Its only 9.05am according to the outside clock, that means the butler must have done it!

That 12.45

[weetot]

Oh!

[martinsadie]

you will probley get a tug of the law if the place gets burgled and she tells them the w/c took pictures of all the windows 

[tomy jackson]

iv got piks on my web site and custy have you got a card as my mum any way when i went back she sade youv got my houe on ther you cheky git owell ,when she asked for card i for goten her house wos on ther

[martinsadie]

my visit today to pretend I was finishing off

sounds like a cowboy cleaner 

[wozzza007]

£500.

My reasons for this large bill.

You are putting regular customers back to clean this one off clean.

One off cleans are usually tight was-its that only want them done either once a year or if there is a birthday, funeral, or in your case a wedding.

Hand that bill over and smile nicely for 5 big ones !