[robert meldrum]

Seems there's good money in this Must admit it's one that I never thought of !

[Doctor Carpet (Ret'd)]

I thought the whole point of a moat was for it to be as nasty and rancid as possible for when the nobs chuck us plebs into it for asking awkward questions (or scaling the keep walls).

[Neil Williams]

Too late £30k for a weeks work, a bit of tampering with the auto dump was the key to this.
Must admit there's not too many moats left now I've got the market cornered, if you can corner a moat?

[derek west]

is this a typo, did you mean boat bob?
derek

[Doug Holloway]

So Moat it be

[robert meldrum]

Don't you read the news ? I was taking a poke at our M P's expensives one of which was cleaning out a moat at ( I presume ) his castle somewhere in the English countryside.

[Dennis]

Don't you read the news ? I was taking a poke at our M P's expensives one of which was cleaning out a moat at ( I presume ) his castle somewhere in the English countryside.

There's so many of the swines with their snouts in the trough it's hard to keep up!  :

[daysdeepclean]

Derek, maybe he meant Goat cleaning.... Smelly animals as they are, surely there could be a market for Goat Washing.... I suppose I've Goat to be joking.....

[derek west]

colin
you are Baaaaaarmy
derek

[MAX Carpets]

Hes just KIDding

[Doctor Carpet (Ret'd)]

Now you must be feeling sheepish.

Or am I trying to pull the wool over your eyes.

[Fraser Thom]

Stop acting the goat, the lot of you