Dave
Sparrows droppings, fresh cold water rinse, wee from a virgin nun, then blot a half a boiled egg, rinse, then slightly moisten with bread and butter pudding, remember to feed wife with the remainder of currents, before putting her back in the cage.
1/ Dress up a and Ape and scare people.
2/ Have a bath in your customers houses.
3/ Clean sofas with a wand
4/ Sell toffee from a market stall
5/ Work for Chem Dry and lose your mind!!
Works for us
don