[Doctor Carpet (Ret'd)]

Phones been quite quiet Monday and Tuesday. Fine, I haven't got a problem with that.

Today, Wednesday, I have to have my phone switched off as I'm in hospital having some tests etc.

Turn my phone on when I get back home at 3.00pm and there's 11 messages waiting for me.

Finally finished working through them and now have 3 solid days work booked in on the back of it.

Oh, and I lost out on one because they were too impatient waiting my return call. Mind you there solution is to hire a Rug Doctor and do it themselves tonight, so I offered to go round and sort out any problems they may have when/if they phone me tomorrow morning.

Moral of all this rambling? Keep the faith-the phone will ring and work will come in. Just be positive.

[clinton]

Roger

Its typical when we have our phones switched off

[Jim_77]

Mine won't ring all day sometimes until I sit down for a poo

[Ken Wainwright]

Do you take your diary with you to the loo then Jim Or maybe your LapTop

Safe and happy
Ken

[derek west]

jim
if thats how i can get the phone to ring, think i might get me some of that diorhea, ahem dyorea, dye or ear, i mean the trots
derek

[Simon@arenaclean]

Surley there's no need to take the phone in the loo Use bluetooth so you're hands free

Simon

[clinton]

 

[martinsadie]

Surley there's no need to take the phone in the loo Use bluetooth so you're hands free

Simon

or you might wipe your arse with the phone 

[derek west]

a call of nature, you might say.
or a phone log
derek

[clinton]

 

[markpowell]

 

[kinder clean]

Us green cleaners don't use toilet paper - that's why we keep our finger nails nice and short 

Paul - Kinder Clean

[Ricky M]

Kinder OO er NASTY !

[Mike Osbourne]

Mine won't ring all day sometimes until I sit down for a poo

I recommend more fibre. This prevents nothing for ages and then suddenly you get a really big job. 

[Bob Robertson]

This thread STINKS!

[clinton]

 

[Doctor Carpet (Ret'd)]

Mine won't ring all day sometimes until I sit down for a poo

I recommend more fibre. This prevents nothing for ages and then suddenly you get a really big job. 

Mike

Would that be Fibre as in Fibre and Fabric Rinse?