[martinsadie]

Started cleaning a pub this morning with the living accomadation upstairs, half way along the tops and i can hear the couple having a right ding dong telling each other to fu#k off, well i cant really put the ladder up to the next window and get a grandstand view as well,its to late to go onto the next job,so after a moments thought decided to do the downstairs and see what happens,anyway the front door opens and he fu#ks off, so i can finish the job, and by magic the door is ajar for me to pop in and do the insides without knocking 

[colley614]

I've never had a pub on my round. Bet they are easier with the smoking ban.

[johns window kleen]

Sounds like a typicaly classy northern joint Stan.
 Whats it called "The Broken Arms"

[tomy jackson]

thats the way see all and kepe stum as to who it wos , any way if you went WFP you cud have washed them all