[graeme marchbank]

Hot Water Extraction, is that a wet clean or a dry clean?

£36, is that for all the carpets? 

Thought this only happend to me...

Graeme

Lets here some more please.

[richy27]

I saw your ad on yell """"" sorry that has not happened yet just jessin

[Karl Wildey]

'Its a wool carpet, its not been cleaned for 15 years, the advantage with wool is it cleans itself'

WTF,
clever stuff this wool

[daysdeepclean]

Do I get a discount? We've had you clean our carpets before, about 2 years ago!

"I don't think so Popeye, I only started up last June!"

[Paul Simpson]

A little off topic but had this earlier this evening, sounded a bit tipsy but conversation went


"Are you in the need of clients for cleaning peoples houses?"

Pardon!

Repeats above

Are you interested in carpet cleaning?

"Yes"

Get the details and its a small lounge, explain it will come under our minimum charge (which isn't that high) and can do another small area within that charge.

Actual reply

"F***ing hell, I can't f***ing afford that"

Well thats our minimum charge

"Thats taking the p**s................................."

At that point I put the phone down. Shame the numer was withheld.
Some people :

[2cleanright]

Best customer I have spoken to in ages;

"I'm the third house down on the left, and we dont have a number or house name that you can see from the road, but its OK, I am stood outside."

No you aren't, cos I'm parked out side the third house on the left. You dont know where you live. Get someone else to clean your matress cos you are wasting my time.

"I'll report you to trading standards!"

Fine - there number is ***********.!
I love sacking customers when they are that stupid!

[Paul Heath]

Pointing to my "Polaris" is that as good as the RugDr!!!

[Steve Chapman]

"if you do my carpets will they look clean?"

"er no but i was hoping you just wouldn't notice " :

[Doctor Carpet (Ret'd)]

IN general conversation with the customer about the fact they had gone away for a Christmas break:

Me: Did you go anything nice for Christmas?

Her: NO. We went to my parents



Talk about a Freudian slip!