I just got back from a posh night out. The Telegraph had an offer where you save the tokens and if you pay £100 you get a meal for two all the drinks and a very nice room thrown in. Polly and I went to Charringworth Manor in Chipping Camden. Now for £50 each we had a great night. The bottle of wine we chose was nearly £40. In the end we were both lashed and had a great night out. If we had paid the menu prices the bill would have been not far short of £200. How ever.......
There were lots of Persian rugs all over the place. They were in a disgustings state. Very dirty and shabby looking. Now I like the look of a tatty old Persian rug but there's no excuse for filth in a smart place like that.
So get to it you Glos cleaners. Your letter should start.. Dear sirs, I have been contacted by one of your guests who stayed at your hotel on the night of 23rd of Feb. Whilst enjoying his stay he pointed out a problem that need immediate attention...etc
Mention my name if you like. I'd want to know if a customer of mine spots a problem spots a problem with work I'd done.
PS
Without the Telegraph offer there would have been 4 Japanese tourists in the restaurant so call them up if you want a deal.
PPS
Go for the Champane rather than the red wine. I really does come out of the cellar and it's freezing.
Right! Back to the real world.
Al