He's taking the mick and on the wind up.
He dedicates his life to it.
He'll be on here later denying it. 
Squeaky, I swear that my last post wasn't a wind up; honest.
And as for being a 'total wind up merchant', I agree, sometimes I can't help myself; it's just my sense of humour; Wor Lass and Little Un both deserve a medal at times.
But I was being honest with my post about the guy pretending to be from the council.
And I'm not a total tosspot either; as you've insinuated.
For example, yesturday, I spent two-hours with Matt and Ollie (Squeaks used to work with them) showing them the WFP ropes; we cleaned my neighbors house, my house

; I showed them how a RO system works, how to change resin; filters; how pure water works; everything; though two-hours isn't long enough really; but it's got them thinking!
So my list of teaching local window cleaners how to start the WFP route grows by the month.
I've so far taught window cleaning with regards to WFP to the following people; and all I charge is a bottle of red-wine; though John bought me a big bag of crisps; I love crisps; too:
Tommo (a member here) lives in Lydney
Richie L (from Caldicot)
Terry P (from Lydney)
John (I don't know his surname, but he used to live in Bulwark and is a JW; commutes to Chepstow from Cardiff)
Mike (from Lydney; posts on here)
Matt and Ollie; you know them well.
So that's seven guys I've taught; six of them have been window cleaning far longer than myself; yet they all came to me for advice.
That's a nice compliment to me!If you want residential customers; without having to leaflet drop or canvass; I know where you should advertise, but I'm not going to tell you.
