well since iv been back its been great yet getting wet every day and cold but im up to date and iv picked up over £200 of reg work without doing a thing, y cant it always be this easy!!! 
Yup - it's wonderful - I've worked EVERY day including Sundays, averaged £300 per day, not been rained off once, new custy's are coming out of the woodwork on an hourly basis, all my rubbish customers have cancelled, Roy Harding and Ian Giles have given me the best half of each of their rounds, Tosh's Wor Lass goes running with me every evening, I drive a Bentley with my left leg and a Ferrari with my right.
At Xmas I was on holiday in the Seychelles and this chap said to me how many bedrooms has your house got and I asked which of the many houses I own do you mean?
My herd of flying pigs fly in formation and are better than the Red arrows. My donations to starving children in Africa have reached six figures and my knighthood is a foregone conclusion.
Next year my goal is to take a space trip to Mars for my holidays with the girls from the Corrs and the Minogue sisters.
All because I wfp in the rain! Gibber gibber - they're coming to take me away ha ha hee hee ho ho ...