[jonah]

when somone comes up and asks if you are a window cleaner ( whilst you are all tooled up ) then asks "how much do you charge " How do you keep a straight face when telling them " well im really busy its gonna be £***  walking away you can hear the cogs going round in their head !

[chrismroberts]

I just tell them itll depend a lot on the size of house, how many windows, access etc.... and ask them whereabouts they are. I never turn down a new customer