i do a nice old house with little windows, old ones that slide up and down to open, you know the ones, anyway, im there cleaning away, did the top half, they put the pole on the bottom half and the whole of the bottom window fell inwards
i crapped my pants and was looking up like...errrrrr...just a the top half of the window there and a frame and a big open space...oh no i thought. about 5 mins before she had been out, posh lady, nice but posh, and said the windows get dirty real quick, sorta like it was my fault? but she lives by a main road and on a farm land! so put it down to that, she was ok...ish
anyway, im thinkin oh great, ive gotta know now and tell her ive broken her window. i knocked sheepishly, "err hi i put my pole on the window upstairs and it fell in"
"what DO you mean?"
so she goes upstairs, and has a look and says theres broken glass...oh great me think. what have i done i thought, and weirdly the window opens inwards!! and folds down, someone hadnt locked it and it had smashed a table below it
i said look i only put the pole on it and it went in. again she didnt look to happy. but someone hadnt locked it so not my fault! then her dad lives around the back and pulled up and looked up and said "i hope your not ruining my house" i turned around laughing and smiling, and he was being deadly serious.
anyway, she shut the window and locked it, and i said shall i carry on and she said yes...i feel a cancellation coming up lol!
but as i say...not my fault...fortuantly