[Mark Edwards]

How are you winning new business?

What works and what does not?

Has anyone tried anything unconventional and had a result?

[northstar]

I am struggling when it comes to generating new business.

I'm thinking of adopting a Cosa Nostra approach and building a monopoly of violence. You know the sort of thing, "accidents will happen", carpets getting bloodstains, customers falling into the solution tank etc. etc.

Anyway you lot, remember the carpet cleaner's omerta - and tell no one.

Yours
Fat Tony X

[Mike Osbourne]

You are right Northstar.

I've seen one of your leaflets with the offer no one can refuse.

Have 2 carpets cleaned or we feed you to the fishes.

Give us £500 a month and get free protection

Dirty carpets can seriously damage your families health

If you are not completely satisfied we will give you free concrete overshoes

Unusually heavy Rugs collected and never seen again.