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spencer davies

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Mugged by a little old lady
« on: November 16, 2007, 09:38:15 pm »
Last week I called into see lady that had used us before, she answered the door, as I walked in with my survey form and laser measure, she chirped "no need for that formality, just take a look and let me know the price"

Two bedrooms, hall and two flights of stairs, I gave her the price of £115,"thats fine she said, can you fit me in next week?"

We visited her yesterday, on arriving we started to pre-vac and agitate our micro splitters, she came into one bedroom with two cups of coffee " I have left the rug in the conservatory and have moved all of the furniture for you in the lounge"

She smiled at us sweetly, rug and lounge??  ??? I swear she knew exactly what she was doing, but what would you do? If only I had used the survey form, we cleaned the lounge and the rug through gritted teeth.

Lesson learned, never again will I quote without using my survey sheets.   :-\

 

S

Joe H

Re: Mugged by a little old lady
« Reply #1 on: November 16, 2007, 11:15:40 pm »
You must have been wearing your "Help the Aged" hat.

Good on yer Spencer.

spencer davies

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Re: Mugged by a little old lady
« Reply #2 on: November 17, 2007, 07:51:06 am »
Ha ha, or this ones on me hat!

*paul_moss

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Re: Mugged by a little old lady
« Reply #3 on: November 17, 2007, 04:58:38 pm »
Spencer its lucky you wern't booked in just to give her a massage  ;D
Paul Moss  MBICSc
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Re: Mugged by a little old lady
« Reply #4 on: November 17, 2007, 06:03:23 pm »
The grey hair made her think you were in her gang anyway  ;D

spencer davies

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Re: Mugged by a little old lady
« Reply #5 on: November 17, 2007, 06:37:35 pm »
Every little helps Paul   ;)   You still going on about grey hairs Chris, I have a few, they attract lots of female compliments............ usually fifty year olds  >:(

Anyway, Chris is five years older and looks like Matt Lucas :o


S

Re: Mugged by a little old lady
« Reply #6 on: November 17, 2007, 08:18:53 pm »
I have been known to throw in a downstairs loo or small runner for free on the day, always good PR. But I would draw the line at a complete room or proper rug.

spencer davies

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Re: Mugged by a little old lady
« Reply #7 on: November 17, 2007, 09:54:04 pm »
Neil you are right, but I have done a lot of work for her family that own a guest  house nearby, so on this occasion I swallowed it.  :-\

S

Re: Mugged by a little old lady
« Reply #8 on: November 18, 2007, 02:07:27 am »
"so on this occasion I swallowed it." ............. Spencer.....Please go back and edit this as it sounds wrong on many levels ............even this late and this full of 1664  :o

spencer davies

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Re: Mugged by a little old lady
« Reply #9 on: November 18, 2007, 10:37:18 am »
Arf arf........ :-\