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Fox

  • Posts: 824
Missing
« on: May 01, 2004, 03:00:58 am »
;D Missing having a laugh - where have all you comedians gone?!?!

Has no one got cleaners that are so silly it's worth a mention? Have you not got clients not asking really odd questions?

I had a client who asked me to control and police the amount of loo roll used - I didn't even supply it!

Thought about making dispensers that only gave a serving of 4 sheets per wee! Then thought - no that won't work they would ask for 2 each time so I think that each employee should be given a daily allowance - maybe when they clock in they get a bog roll per week!

Any thoughts!  :o   ;D lets not be silly now!  :P

seanc

  • Posts: 148
Re:  Missing
« Reply #1 on: May 08, 2004, 06:53:25 pm »

Subject: Fw: For all patriotic people!!!!!

"We all know that it is a sin for a Taliban or Al Qaeda male to see any
Woman naked other than his wife, and that he must commit suicide if he
does. So, this Saturday at 4:00 pm all women living in england
are
asked
to walk out of their houses, completely naked, to help weed out any
neighbourhood terrorists. Circling your block for one hour is
recommended for this anti-terrorist effort.

All men are to position themselves in garden chairs in front of their
houses to prove they are not Taliban or Al Qaeda, and to demonstrate
that they think it's okay to see nude women other than their wives and to
show support for all English women. And since the Taliban and Al Qa! eda
also
does not approve of alcohol, a cold six-pack of Fosters or any similar beer
at your side would be further proof of your anti-Taliban and Al Qaeda
sentiment.

The British Government appreciates your efforts to root out terrorists
and applauds your participation in this anti-terrorist activity.

God Defend England

IT IS YOUR PATRIOTIC DUTY TO PASS THIS ON"
do it today tommorow never comes

The Great One

  • Posts: 12722
Re:  Missing
« Reply #2 on: May 08, 2004, 11:24:29 pm »
Just doing a clean where a plasterer has been in and wasvery 'splash 'n dash' in fact very heavy on the splash!

It has taken 6 hours just to clean the windows!

Now i am having to work around the decorator!

Ah, blissful is the life of a cleaner...

Regards

Martin 8)

garyj

Re:  Missing
« Reply #3 on: July 30, 2004, 02:12:57 am »
One of my girls phoned today to say she had broken an ornament at the clients premises.
She's worried it may be antique as the BAR CODE looks old.
Straight up. I'm still laughing 12 hours later.

Fox

  • Posts: 824
Re:  Missing
« Reply #4 on: July 30, 2004, 09:33:51 am »
LOL - like that one Gary!  ;D ;D

One of my cleaners told me she was thinking of leaving to set up her own business designing business cards, letterheads etc, I asked her what type of software she was going to use 'what's software she replied'!  On another occasion I had to change her contract of employment and advised her to seek her own legal advice, she said no problems she would pop round her soliciters on the way home from work - as she didn't finish until 7.30pm I said 'oh right a friend of yours then?'  - 'Yes I can call or pop in at any time' she replied - wondering who it was I asked what his name was ' can't remember, I just call him oi you'  ??? ha ha - some of the things they come out with really tickles me.