[shammy davis jnr]

 Here was I sitting at lunch scoffing down my sausage roll when a very polite Canadian woman chaps van window can you possibly fit me in after getting address she stayed in a street behind where we were going to after lunch she says it's a top floor flat only 3 windows I'm like ok ,just do it trad ,so pops ladder up at first window as the neighbour runs out shouting wtf are you doing 😂 I'm like awe feck here we go I'm in the middle of neighbours behaving badly ...
So she starts roaring the head of at me I'm like wow calm down missius I actually thought she was gong to combust lol 😂 you want to have seen this. Get a better reception from the pit bull through the Venetian blinds at number ten ..
Anyways let's her rant wtf do you think your doing I said cleaning your neighbours windows end off you can scream and shout about all you want but I'm doing them like it out lump it so shout away  all day if ya like .but right reason our none these windows will be cleaned today ....she slams door nearly of the hinges
Says to my bud don't think we will get the neighbour to do NXT time then lol
Funny I know but for anyone just starting off take none of this poop as your only there to do your job and you need access end off
Any you guys got any funny stories like this I would love to hear them ,,,

[david mark]

Hate doing flats always get one kicking off.

[dazmond]

Here was I sitting at lunch scoffing down my sausage roll when a very polite Canadian woman chaps van window can you possibly fit me in after getting address she stayed in a street behind where we were going to after lunch she says it's a top floor flat only 3 windows I'm like ok ,just do it trad ,so pops ladder up at first window as the neighbour runs out shouting wtf are you doing 😂 I'm like awe feck here we go I'm in the middle of neighbours behaving badly ...
So she starts roaring the head of at me I'm like wow calm down missius I actually thought she was gong to combust lol 😂 you want to have seen this. Get a better reception from the pit bull through the Venetian blinds at number ten ..
Anyways let's her rant wtf do you think your doing I said cleaning your neighbours windows end off you can scream and shout about all you want but I'm doing them like it out lump it so shout away  all day if ya like .but right reason our none these windows will be cleaned today ....she slams door nearly of the hinges
Says to my bud don't think we will get the neighbour to do NXT time then lol
Funny I know but for anyone just starting off take none of this poop as your only there to do your job and you need access end off
Any you guys got any funny stories like this I would love to hear them ,,,

i wouldnt take on a top floor flat job with 3 windows and i certainly would get the ladders off for them either....


you ve been window cleaning for years shammy...i thought you d have swerved these jobs by now.....obviously not!

[Stoots]

I only do ground floor flats...

And even then they get my minimum charge as if it were a full house, none of this "its only 2 windows"

That said i havent got a single flat on my round because i generally say NO

[shammy davis jnr]

The 😈 is in the detail
It was a upstair flat 3 window but it was like a two storey old folks type sheltered housing type flat you know he kind could do them on stilts ,
And she payed £10 and £10 for next clean
Job took 7min I'd swap my full run for a full month cramed full of them anyday of the year profit is profit is profit