[Soupy]

Been at this for neigh on 20 years. Just had my second emergency call out. 

[Tosh]

Fire, Police, Ambulance, Soupy's Window Cleaning.

[Smurf]

Good man. Was it some  numpty got locked out by any chance?

My claim to fame a few years back I rescued an AA man that got his van stuck on a grass verge.  He had been sat there for hours and did not want to call it in as would have got loads of stick from his work mates. Anyhow I notice he was still stuck on the way back from a job  so stopped and towed his van out of the mud back onto the road.  Not many can say they actually rescued the rescuer. lol

[Soupy]

Good man. Was it some  numpty got locked out by any chance?

Dunno yet, it's a hotel that we do regular, it was done last week. I'm guessing a bird has shat on a window at the front of the building where they take wedding photos or summat.

[Smurf]

Good man. Was it some  numpty got locked out by any chance?

Dunno yet, it's a hotel that we do regular, it was done last week. I'm guessing a bird has shat on a window at the front of the building where they take wedding photos or summat.

Not exactly an emergency response time then. lol

[Soupy]

Not exactly an emergency response time then. lol

No.

Turns out some drunken punter had cut himself and been wandering about smearing blood all over the windows!

[Smurf]

Not exactly an emergency response time then. lol

No.

Turns out some drunken punter had cut himself and been wandering about smearing blood all over the windows!

Hmmm...Biohazard cleanup springs to mind. Don't you have to be fully trained and insured for that type of thing dealing with blood and all?  Or is it just a case of if the price is high enough who really cares. lol

[robbo333]

I haven't thought of that one, might give it a go (drum up a bit of business)...now where's that ketchup!

[Soupy]

Not exactly an emergency response time then. lol

No.

Turns out some drunken punter had cut himself and been wandering about smearing blood all over the windows!

Hmmm...Biohazard cleanup springs to mind. Don't you have to be fully trained and insured for that type of thing dealing with blood and all?  Or is it just a case of if the price is high enough who really cares. lol

Most of it was rinsed away.

[G Griffin]

Good man. Was it some  numpty got locked out by any chance?

Dunno yet, it's a hotel that we do regular, it was done last week. I'm guessing a bird has shat on a window at the front of the building where they take wedding photos or summat.

On her wedding day, as well?
Shocking!

[CleanClear]

Been at this for neigh on 20 years. Just had my second emergency call out. 

Did you actually go out yourself or send one of your staff ?   

[Soupy]

Been at this for neigh on 20 years. Just had my second emergency call out. 

Did you actually go out yourself or send one of your staff ?   

Go myself? Are you mad?

[Tosh]

Good man. Was it some  numpty got locked out by any chance?

Dunno yet, it's a hotel that we do regular, it was done last week. I'm guessing a bird has shat on a window at the front of the building where they take wedding photos or summat.

On her wedding day, as well?
Shocking!

Atrocious!

I used to know a girl who made the front page of News of the World back in the 80’s for shagging the best-man on her wedding day.

She wasn’t a well girl if the truth were told, she cant have been, we had a fling about 10 years ago and no-one in their right mind should have anything to do with me Anyway, she was a lovely looking girl but died of breast cancer about 5 years ago, leaving 3 daughters behind.