I like your train of thoughts, you devious man

Apart from the NCCA logo, you would be in trouble using "National Carpet Cleaners Association" as both the name and the logo are registered.
Trading Standards would take an interest in you too as it would appear that you are trying to deceive the public that you were a member of the NCCA or even a member of the National Christian Counsellors Association. Trading Standards may have a double interest in you from the cleaning and counselling aspect.
And then, maybe the Counsellors Association may have registered both their name and logo internationally?
No matter what you do, you are tring to deceive, and there are laws, rules and regulations in force that would be used to protect the consumer and the "Brand Owners" too.
Nice try though.
And as you will be aware Tihson, we NCCA Members tend to be quite vigilant when it comes to reporting logo mis-use.
Safe and happy cleaning

Ken