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Bay View WCS

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A ruined lie in!
« on: January 03, 2015, 10:00:02 am »
So I'm lying in bed and feeling a touch horny but the missus is at work. So I reach for my phone to access my porn site of choice only to be met with the following message:

Our new website will be available from January the 5th at about 12.00pm. We are still taking telephone orders until Wednesday the 24th of December at 12.00pm. We will then be closed until the 5th of January.

tel: 01726 66 44 00    fax: +44 (0)191 339 9410    email: sales@gardinerpolesystems.co.uk


WHAT?????

Got to get up now!!!!!

deeege

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Re: A ruined lie in!
« Reply #1 on: January 03, 2015, 10:15:59 am »
Too much info there mate......
"....and it's lend me ten pounds, I'll buy you a drink, and mother wake me early in the morning."

jk999

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Re: A ruined lie in!
« Reply #2 on: January 03, 2015, 11:01:40 am »
 ;D ;D ;D

Avo

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Re: A ruined lie in!
« Reply #3 on: January 03, 2015, 01:18:26 pm »
Some window cleaners look at there poles as pornogaphy I'm afraid to say  ;D
You need to get up now and tidy up the house before she comes home.

slap bash

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Re: A ruined lie in! New
« Reply #4 on: January 03, 2015, 03:43:26 pm »
I have just cut and paste this thread to your face book page so your customers can see what you up to. Ha! you don`t like that, wonder why?Mr Bay veiw.