[Dave Willis]

Dogs for the blind................





Who picks up the turds?

[Perfect Windows]

Blind chap stops to cross a road and his dog craps on his shoe.  The bloke reaches into his pocket for a biscuit and gives it to the dog.

A passer-by says "That's so kind; you forgave him immediately"

"No," he says, "I'm just working out where his head is so I can kick him in the ar*e"