[rosskesava]

8. Remove the rubber inserts on the bottom of the ladder so as it's just the aluminum that's in contact with the floor and make sure a few of the rungs are bent.

9. When securing the ladder on the rickety roof rack, tie it on using a few bits of 10 year old blue nylon string.

[AuRavelling79]

10. Use bungees to keep your ladders on so that when they fly off at 60 mph on the dual carriageway they fly clear from your car and into the windscreen of the passing lorry.

[Danny Guest]

11. Make sure you pack that bag of sand that foots the ladder for you in winter.

I forgot mine a few times

[dazmond]

12.if your £1-20 scraper from the DIY shop goes missing just use a 50p to scrape the birdmuck off!

[stig]

Well that's 5 x minutes of my life I won't get back---- what a complete and utter waste of time this thread was ,,,, some people have spent more than half their career as a traditional cleaner then when they've made enough cash to get where are they knock it,,, ars* oles

[dazmond]

we re just having a laugh stig!

CHILL!!

in actual fact the guy i used to work for many years ago suggested using a 50p to scrape birdmuck off when i lost my DIY scraper!!

[AuRavelling79]

we re just having a laugh stig!

CHILL!!

in actual fact the guy i used to work for many years ago suggested using a 50p to scrape birdmuck off when i lost my DIY scraper!!

If you are wfp you can afford to use a £2 coin! 

[jonboywalton75]

I detail with £50 notes