[PurefectWindowCleaning]

and a bloke walks past, 'get your ladders off the van'

No mate, this is far safer.

'but your damaging the brickwork with all that water'

what about when it rains then?

'dunno, but its pathetic what your doing'


at this point, I told him to clear off and enjoy his weekend 


Some people are out just to wind you up 

[MATT BATEMAN (OWC)]

I would've said 'You can obviously see your own reflection in this pristine clean glass in that case'

 

[PurefectWindowCleaning]

Oh, he said its impossible to purify water aswell 

[PoleKing]

Should have said it rots the walls but you're only paid to clean the windows.

[Panorama]

Were was he going, to wash his clothes in the nearest stream

[Ronnie Bryce]

Listen mate, I've always had problem's explaining this to the over fifties, so I don't bother any more, see ya.

Tis what I say.

[H2GoKent]

'Looks good from my house' is always a good one