Knowing the way things operate here and the way certain posters grasp a post and spell here's what actually happened..
Richy Wilts set Ronnie a text, it said.......
I've got birds here going on fish in the pond and they are lap dancing on you tube they are costing me a ton.
Ronnie replies............
I'll have some of that i'm at the cleaning show.
Richy says....
Yeah, there's two of them. Not sure what to do....
Ronnie..............
Ok, i'll sort it when i get back i'm in JD wetherspoons at the minute.
And thats the story.............