[CLEANCARE WC]

I once met Limal from Kagagoogoo in a nightclub.

Have I ever mentioned that before?

SURPRISE YOU WASNT "TOO SHY" SORRY ILL GET MY COAT

[G Griffin]

I once met Limal from Kagagoogoo in a nightclub.

Have I ever mentioned that before?

Limahl and Kajagoogoo.
Limahl is an anagram of his real surname- Hamill. I`m scraping the barrel even more- I sort of met his brother once. I think he was very economical with the truth; if you know what I mean.

[CLEANCARE WC]

I once met Limal from Kagagoogoo in a nightclub.

Have I ever mentioned that before?

Limahl and Kajagoogoo.
Limahl is an anagram of his real surname- Hamill. I`m scraping the barrel even more- I sort of met his brother once. I think he was very economical with the truth; if you know what I mean.

In that he was black and a woman?

[G Griffin]

I once met Limal from Kagagoogoo in a nightclub.

Have I ever mentioned that before?

Limahl and Kajagoogoo.
Limahl is an anagram of his real surname- Hamill. I`m scraping the barrel even more- I sort of met his brother once. I think he was very economical with the truth; if you know what I mean.

In that he was black and a woman?

 
  Good one.
No, I think he was his brother; who`d lie about that? 
It was other things he said and I`d already heard some of his so called claims.

[Londoner]

The windows have been changed since Elton John lived there.

I will tell you a little Elton John funny story. My mate Alan who is a London taxi driver gets a job come up on his computer screen one day. Pick up ELTON J  from EMI records in Charing Cross Road going to a restaurant in Chelsea.

He gets all excited, phoned his wife, then pulls over and quickly gives the back a sweep out and  a spray of air freshener. Then he pulls up outside and waits.

Out comes a very nice lady called Joy Elton who says this happens every time she books a cab.

[CLEANCARE WC]

I did Fred West's, but you couldnt put the ladder on the patio.

thats a coffee spitter! 

[rosskesava]

I once met someone famous. I couldn't remember his name at the time and still can't.