[Ryan @ Transparent, Carlisle]

Well I called into a farm today to buy some logs & kindling. I was having a chat with the guy and mentioned I am a window cleaner.

He asked how much I charge, so I offered to give him a price. Well, looking at the front of the house, I was thinking £20, expecting the back to be the same. So I walked round to check   

The back was covered in glass, so I offered him the price of £50 every 8 weeks. The fellow nearly snapped my arm off, should of said £60 

So that has cheered me up on the wet day, and im already past halfway of my 'target' in the first few weeks (check signature)

[Sharpy]

Nice one mate, love instances like this.

I was quoting a retail shop the other week, and one of the workers asked for a quote on their domestic property. Went round straight away to her address expecting a small terrace. Found a big 4 bed detached with conservatory! Went back to shop and quoted her.

Right place, right time things really cheer us up eh?

[Steve Sed]

Is it cold in Carlisle today?

[Ryan @ Transparent, Carlisle]

It is a bit chilly yes, and very wet.

[H S and Son]

Logs in June?

You should try being a window-cleaner, bloomin' freezin 

[Ryan @ Transparent, Carlisle]

Got the mrs & kids stopping tonight, so they wanna see the new logburner fired up.

Plus, with the house not fully decorated & furnished, it does get colder than you would think 

[Steve Sed]

Got the mrs & kids stopping tonight, so they wanna see the new logburner fired up.

Plus, with the house not fully decorated & furnished, it does get colder than you would think 

Cool..... Welll you know what I mean.