At my school we break up on Friday 16th December. We've got "Double Maths" in the morning (chiz) but it's turkey followed by plum duff for luncheon followed by a pillow fight in the dorm. Then off to Matron for a cuddle as I will feel sick. (Tee Hee)Then I catch the 2.15 slow stopper from Much Writhing to Haslemere and Mater and Pater drive down in the Bentley and collect me and Raj Infule (The Nabob of Mackmanistan's eldest son) for Xmas hols!!!Yippee! Matchbox Cars and oranges galore! (Though I'm on a promise for a Brighton Belle" Hornby Dublo train set! - It's got one of these new-fangled Merchant Navy "Spam-Can" locomotives and three Pullman coaches!)And if I'm lucky I might get to see the new BAC Canberra jet bomber fly past! We new Elizabethan's are so lucky now rationings finished!!!!!Able Baker Over and Out, Roger Wilco! Zoooooooooooom!Hmmmmm! Now where are my liqourice toffees - I hope Bunter didn't stick them half chewed under Old Chalky's desk or I'm in for six of the best when I get back. (chiz)