[Neil Grainger]

Gents

Thought you all may like this one, Got to this job in Camberley, Thought it was a bit strange because it did not look lived in.

On cleaning the bedrooms I noticed that condoms were on the side in each bedroom. This is strange I thought, then turned round and found a load of bondage gear on the wall.

Only cleaning a blo..dy sleeper house aren't I

Any one else have any stange ones like this

Cheers

Neil

[scott.]

I done a brothel in slough a month ago....didnt have to do the bedrooms though..phew

[John Kelly]

Scott

Did you get paid in cash?

[Neil Grainger]

Yes

[John_Flynn]

A friend of mine once cleaned carpets in a Massage Parlour, when it came time for payment he was offered choice of girls he declined and took money, he was then told it was the first time they had ever paid for anything doing in cash!!!

Bet the guy who was offered reads this too!!

[Prestige1]

ermmmm whats the address??

[scott.]

yes john...cash...couldnt get out quick enough, either

[John_Flynn]

Scott YOU know that it was NOT you!!

Wishful thinking is it??

[allergease]

Chris,
Could you ask your client whether they need having their mattresses cleaned ..... then again maybe not 

Conrad

[Len Gribble]

Neil

Yes but I’m the soul of discretion, but will say money only and I charge accordingly percentage wise!

Len

[Teddycare]

If I got jobs in those sort of places, I would be quite prepared to take payment in kind, but there again I'm just a dirty old numpty, but don't get me wrong I would still overcharge and get all the extras going.
Game for a laugh Ted ; D