[Andy@w.c.s]

i have asked but with no result
don't you just hate it 

[Tom White]

Are those dog eggs?

[Ian101]

dont know what the problem is ... its on concrete so u can see it ... different if on grass ...

btw only kidding ... dirty dirty lazy muther fluckers  

btw my biggest dislike about this job is dog toilets for gardens

usually goes with being a poor payer as well  

[dave0123]

Did you tell the customer why you dumped them? don't think i could resist telling the dirty buggers why

[bumper]

Thats nothing ive had dog crap not cleaned up for 6 months and they have a nice house,my mate as 3 dogs and he said thers no need for it

[Andy@w.c.s]

just not fair on us having to work around that all the time

and yes she knows told her today
she did;nt seem to bothered
some people 

[Neil Gornall]

I have a job which used to be so bad I had to write to them and say unless it was cleared up I would not visit anymore.

I didnt want to lose it as it was a large job that was part of a large commercial plus another domestic. all 3 invoiced together.
I now text the day before and they attempt to clear it, usualy missing loads.
The whole back garden stinks. he has lovely garden furniture, hot tub, bbq the works. all in a small garden which he has partys in during the summer. A friend went once and said never again.
But the bit that gets me is the guy is a bloody doctor.

[Jackal]

had it the other day at a house thats normally dog sh*t free but i still managed to tread in it and never realised until id got to next house,eventually realised when i noticed sh*t on me leg then checked ladder and yes there it was on a few rungs on my ladder and little pointer  only good point was it was last house of the day,

i no theres no excuse but iv got to dogs and sometimes its hard keep up with them having to craps a day each  :

[christopher b]

must be the in thing for humm  well educated people in important jobs!
went to one couple, husband big voice in health and safety this guy had the authority to shut down rail tracks let alone factories.
anyway one visit i nearly broke my firkin neck on the stairs there was that much junk piled up on them
and clean the windows? try washing the curtains!!

stuff it good job I have only one P.H.D...

[Londoner]

I went to look at a job once, it was a bungalow belonging to a disabled man. Only a young bloke all tattoos and piercings. Anyway, he had an massive alsasan and the dog used the garden as its toilet. The grass was up about 9" high and I have never seen so much mess in one place.

I told him there was no way I could do them but the other thing was the cheeky bloke wanted a receipt to claim it back from "The Social"

[bobby p]

one bungalow i go to has a wild overgrown back garden and the dogs of the house are let loose to poo whenever ,never a clear up and long grass too

HOWEVER this year something strange has happened .theres been so much pooing and weeing that all the grass and weeds have suddenly turned a sickly yellow and died  totally flat .from corner to corner  theres no life whatsoever . looks like Nagasaki now after the bomb dropped  

[Steve CM]

We had a house that constantly had dog pooh in the garden. I pointed it out to the customer and said we won't clean unless its cleared up. She was apologetic and after a few months of having to clean it up while we were unloading then van her husband was gonna start cleaning them himself as he had bought some fantastic tool : ok, course just leave your garden riddled with the stuff you disgusting lazy pooh bags! 

Another case of people lying through their teeth, don't you just love them

[Londoner]

Some dog owners attitude towards their pets is more than a bit weird really. I mean i love my kids to bits but I wouldn't let them crap on the patio. Why do they think its OK for their dogs to do so?

I clean a house belonging to an elderly lady, its a corner house with a big overgrown hedge at the front. The front garden is always full of dog mess but she hasn't got a dog. Some dog walker, probably late at night or early in the morning is letting their dog unload behind her hedge. How selfish is that?

Fortunately, with the wonders of carbon fibre poles I can clean her windows without having to walk in it   

[s.w.c]

Some dog owners attitude towards their pets is more than a bit weird really. I mean i love my kids to bits but I wouldn't let them crap on the patio. Why do they think its OK for their dogs to do so

if my dog did that to my patio, when he has all the grass, he would get the shovel over his head and i would dig a hole at back of my garage for him,

[Kate2]

Gosh thats shocking.  I had a dog for 14 years, up at 6 and out with him.

[traps7]

I stood in it again this week. Disgusting. I told the custy I wasn't happy. Some of the worst offenders on my round are 2 policemen and a solicitor. Unbelievable. And they think you should warn them you're coming. But why would you want to live like that anyway? The smell is disgusting even when its's just urine. And there's often kids toys just inches away.

And then you wind your hose in and if it's not covered in the brown stuff, its covered in dog hair and your hands smell of dog, and so do your gloves. Then you go have your sarnies.

I hate filthy dog owners who don't clean up. We get it down the lane where I live 'cos they think nobody willl see them so they can get away with it. Then I have to constantly tell the kids to watch where they walk. I hate it. I go to work and there's dog mess, I go to the park, there's dog mess. The woods, the beach there's dog mess. I even stood in it inside a pub I was cleaning. I'm like a f****** magnet to the stuff. I hate it.

[Steven Shoreditch]

I stood in it again this week. Disgusting. I told the custy I wasn't happy. Some of the worst offenders on my round are 2 policemen and a solicitor. Unbelievable. And they think you should warn them you're coming. But why would you want to live like that anyway? The smell is disgusting even when its's just urine. And there's often kids toys just inches away.

And then you wind your hose in and if it's not covered in the brown stuff, its covered in dog hair and your hands smell of dog, and so do your gloves. Then you go have your sarnies.

I hate filthy dog owners who don't clean up. We get it down the lane where I live 'cos they think nobody willl see them so they can get away with it. Then I have to constantly tell the kids to watch where they walk. I hate it. I go to work and there's dog mess, I go to the park, there's dog mess. The woods, the beach there's dog mess. I even stood in it inside a pub I was cleaning. I'm like a f****** magnet to the stuff. I hate it.

I'm with you, Dude.

I can smell the pi55 when I reel in my hose in the back of the van.

As for police officers and solicitors doing this, well, what do you expect?  Standards of living in this country are pretty low nowadays.

Give me Africa any day.

[SPE]

its disgusting but we are just window cleaners, nobody really gives a crap what we think and we wont change home owners behavaviour.
whether you pack up at the first sight of it is your choice.
One thing I suggest though is to keep an alcohol hand cleaner in the van and if you know its going to be an issue and have a back pack use that instead of van mount.

[Londoner]

I hate filthy dog owners who don't clean up. We get it down the lane where I live 'cos they think nobody willl see them so they can get away with it. Then I have to constantly tell the kids to watch where they walk. I hate it. I go to work and there's dog mess, I go to the park, there's dog mess. The woods, the beach there's dog mess. I hate it.

When our kids were younger we couldn't let them go to the park and run around, play football etc because they came back with it on their shoes or on the ball. Near us there is Burnham Beeches, a nice place to walk but you don't see anything because your eyes are constantly on the ground in front of you.  Chorleywood Common is much the same.

[A & J Owen Window Cleaning]

god nows wat the insides like dirty blaserds