A vicar is playing with himself in his bedroom. As he finishes himself off, he turns round to see the window cleaner staring at him. Red faced , he rushes downstairs when he hears a knock at the door. "Ive done your windows vicar, that'll be £100 "says the window cleaner with a wink and a sly smirk. Hurriedly the vicar pays him and shuts the door. The vicars wife who had been listening yells "£100! for cleaning four small windows? He must have seen you coming".
