[Paul Coleman]

Stop press:

I cleaned someone along the street from the guy in this tale yesterday.  Imagine the joy in my heart when I drove past his place.  Right in the EXACT centre of his front downstairs window was an egg.

Looks like he hacked someone off a little less calm about it than I was.

Utter perfection.  I almost had to pull over, I was laughing so much.

Vin

Go on then.
Confess.
We won't tell 

[Perfect Windows]

Go on then.
Confess.
We won't tell 

He he.

Whoever did it had a stunning aim - I'm really not kidding when I say it was EXACTLY in the middle of the window.  If you'd ever seen me playing darts, you'd know that rules me out as prime suspect.

Vin

[TomCrowther]

It might turn out to be the "gift that keeps on giving" Vin. If the new Windy is fed up enough to do that once, what's the betting it will happen again? should go upstairs next time, make him work a bit harder 

[dai]

I occasionaly do the windows for an Iraqui lady, she follows me round every window, shes on the inside by the way, rubbing at every mark just in case it's on my side. Last month I did her windows and the house next door. When I called back for my money she wouldn't answer the door.