I`ll work `til dinner Christmas Day, it`s great.
Plenty of drinks and seeing some kids with their presents; my customers love me calling. I dress up too, like The Child Catcher or a clown.
The time flies by too but that`s probably cos I`m half cut.
He he, I was once paid by a customer on Boxing Day; but I had fallen asleep outside her front door.
I even made a few bob by cleaning my vomit off her door....or was it urine. Who cares.
Holidays are coming......