Priced a job last week, talking to lady on phone and she was getting confused about how many levels her house was so ai said " no worries i'll bring a couple of poles with me and i'll work out the best way to clean them" when i get there walk round there new 3 storey town house with them and say i'll get the poles out of the van and when i get back to the house the hubbys looking over my shoulder and says "where are they?" "wheres what?" i ask and he says "the polish blokes youve brought with you".
Well it made me laugh
