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garyfindlay

  • Posts: 788
picture the scene !!!!!
« on: May 07, 2010, 07:00:15 pm »
did an auld boys house today in a sheltered complex. hoovered the main chair, and noticed it was damp BEFORE the prespray.  :o later while doing the base cushion. noticed a faint brown line, that after extraction, turned into a full blown skid mark. You can now go back to your dinner......enjoy.
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John Kelly

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Re: picture the scene !!!!!
« Reply #1 on: May 07, 2010, 07:10:05 pm »
Cheers Gary. You didn't scrape the crusty bits off with your fingernail did you?
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Deep Cleaning Solutions

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Re: picture the scene !!!!!
« Reply #2 on: May 07, 2010, 07:13:59 pm »
Real bummer of a job that.
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clinton

Re: picture the scene !!!!!
« Reply #3 on: May 07, 2010, 07:17:53 pm »
Thanks john ;D Alias tony gordon ;D
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Steve. Taylor

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Re: picture the scene !!!!!
« Reply #4 on: May 07, 2010, 09:46:37 pm »
You sure i was a chair & not a commode with a cushion on the top ;D

Anyway we have all done it.


 not upholstery cleaning.








FOLOWING THROUGH THAT IS.
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garyfindlay

  • Posts: 788
Re: picture the scene !!!!!
« Reply #5 on: May 07, 2010, 10:38:42 pm »
John,

No crusty bits, just wick back, or should I say pooeback ;D
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james roffey

Re: picture the scene !!!!!
« Reply #6 on: May 08, 2010, 02:13:24 pm »
We Brits just love toilet humour ;D can just imagine our German equivelents 
"Vot is it with ze Toilet humour Zat is not funny"   :'(
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Doctor Carpet (Ret'd)

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Re: picture the scene !!!!!
« Reply #7 on: May 08, 2010, 04:00:12 pm »
What book was he reading? Was it "100 steps to the loo" by Will E Makeit
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Matt Lindus

Re: picture the scene !!!!!
« Reply #8 on: May 09, 2010, 12:58:44 am »
Strange that. When ladies hit a certain age they tend to s**t  anywhere and everywhere, I'm sure you've all had a call from an embarrassed relative looking for someone to clean up and reinstate the dignity of the offending muck spreader!  :)


Matt
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derek west

Re: picture the scene !!!!!
« Reply #9 on: May 09, 2010, 08:55:35 am »
Quote from: Doctor Carpet on May 08, 2010, 04:00:12 pm
What book was he reading? Was it "100 steps to the loo" by Will E Makeit

heres a good book, its called "darling thats my bum" by Ron Goal  ;D
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