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Title: capital Radio window cleaning song!
Post by: Terry_Burrows on January 28, 2004, 04:59:00 pm

;) well some of you noted I was on capital Radio last
friday talking to chris Tarrant! ;) and yes I do have avery special the, :o window cleaners song that been requested here are the lyrics :P

let me dip you in me bucket and give you a squeeze! :D
would you let me climb ya ladder o your such a tease, :o
let me swing you in the cradle,I am beging ya please, :P

let me dip you in me bucket of love, ::)

verse, :)1

see you every day as you walk by,I wonder if you notice me way up in the sky, ???
all the fellas on the site they just whistle and call, :-*
but you just shake ya head and say nothing at all, :'(

I am a humble winda cleaner a man of jay cloth ;)
I work five days I get me weekends off :o chorus ;D


so let me dip you in me bucket and give you a squeeze :o
would you let me climb  ya ladder o your such a tease ::)
let me swing you in me cradle I am beging you please :'(
let me dip you in me bucket of love, ;D

verse 2

I ll take you for a slap up steak chips and peas, ;)
Ill wear me favourit cap and me best dungerees :D
I could take you to the pictures pick you up if you like ???
I ve only gotta put an extra seat on me bike, :D
I am a humble winda cleaner a man of jay cloth, ;)
I work five days get me weekends off, ;D

repeat chorus

open to a record deal this would get number 1 :D

I sing it and ;) play guitar

Title: Re: capital Radio window cleaning song!
Post by: Majestic on January 28, 2004, 05:40:20 pm

Will look out for you on pop Idol 8) ;D

Title: Re: capital Radio window cleaning song!
Post by: Reuben_Reynolds on January 28, 2004, 06:18:23 pm

Well done Terry,

I am looking forward to your waterfed pole song, or will it be to rude. ;D

Regards

Reuben

Title: Re: capital Radio window cleaning song!
Post by: Terry_Burrows on January 28, 2004, 06:23:52 pm

;)well ruby mate ;)who knows what the B side could be,
hope to see you at the show ;)in april ;)

Title: Re: capital Radio window cleaning song!
Post by: stevekennedy on January 28, 2004, 06:38:47 pm

Some suggestions for song titles:

The clean, clean glass of home,

Ain't no window high enough,

The long and winding hose... (my favourite)

;D ;D ;D

Anyone got any other suggestions?

Title: Re: capital Radio window cleaning song!
Post by: WavieDavie on January 28, 2004, 07:42:52 pm

Gary Glitter (he who should not be mentioned) used to sing "I'm Vileda Of The Gang"

Or maybe that was Shammy Davis Jnr?

Title: Re: capital Radio window cleaning song!
Post by: Terry_Burrows on January 28, 2004, 07:59:34 pm

;)you have started it now ;D

Britney spears  oops I cleaned it again ;)
ernie and he fastest squee gee in the west! :D

come on guys theres ton more :D ;D

Title: Re: capital Radio window cleaning song!
Post by: Majestic on January 28, 2004, 09:27:07 pm

What about
Bridge over troubled water fed pole
Message in a bucket on a belt
Mmm Mmm Mmm Mmm  by the Crash Test Dummies
Unger do do do
Shiney happy window cleaners 8)

Title: Re: capital Radio window cleaning song!
Post by: WavieDavie on January 28, 2004, 11:21:39 pm

Dire Straits - Sultans of Scrim
Go West - Don't Look Down
Alice Cooper - No More Mr Nice Guy (you owe me three cleans and I know you're in!)
Rolling Stones - Gimme Shelter (the van's at the end of the road and the rain's coming on!)

Title: Re: capital Radio window cleaning song!
Post by: Majestic on January 28, 2004, 11:24:08 pm

Bob the window cleaner, can he clean it, yes he can

Title: Re: capital Radio window cleaning song!
Post by: Majestic on January 29, 2004, 06:22:55 pm

Puff the magic window cleaner

Title: Re: capital Radio window cleaning song!
Post by: Terry_Burrows on January 29, 2004, 06:26:44 pm

;)robert palmer ;)
you might as well face it your addicted to gloves! ;D

Title: Re: capital Radio window cleaning song!
Post by: T_W_CONTRACTS on January 29, 2004, 06:35:38 pm

steamy windows tina turner ;)

Title: Re: capital Radio window cleaning song!
Post by: Majestic on January 29, 2004, 06:41:51 pm

Supercallafradgalisticexpertwindowcleaner
or something like that

Title: Re: capital Radio window cleaning song!
Post by: seanc on January 29, 2004, 06:41:54 pm

there was a house in new orleans it needs the windows cleand
any way whats the tune to this number 1 hit
;D

Title: Re: capital Radio window cleaning song!
Post by: WavieDavie on January 29, 2004, 07:14:51 pm

Window cleaning movies?

Full Metal Bucket

Title: Re: capital Radio window cleaning song!
Post by: Majestic on January 29, 2004, 07:17:23 pm

Lord of the rungs

Title: Re: capital Radio window cleaning song!
Post by: Majestic on January 29, 2004, 07:19:50 pm

window cleaner of oz
Actor - Shammy davis jnr

Title: Re: capital Radio window cleaning song!
Post by: Terry_Burrows on January 29, 2004, 07:43:31 pm

;)Beatles

love love me tools :o 8)
baby you can drive my van :D
movies

top rung!
smokey and the vannette ;)

Title: Re: capital Radio window cleaning song!
Post by: karlosdaze on January 29, 2004, 10:08:21 pm

Quote

Lord of the rungs

Shouldn't that be "Lord of the rungs-The return of the Scrim?"

Title: Re: capital Radio window cleaning song!
Post by: karlosdaze on January 29, 2004, 10:28:18 pm

"Independence spray"
"Starbrite wars-The silicon menace"
"Spiderman"
"The chamois King" (Elton Burrows)
"GG3-The extra terrestial"
"The sponge reloaded"
"Forrest water fed pump"
"Squeegee Impossible"
"Joy Story"(For Americans)
"The Squeegee-ator"
"Dances with tools"
"The silence of the shams"

Grease, Rain-man, Home Alone, Spiderman, Waterworld, Lethal weapon, The perfect storm-all disqualified for stating the obvious.

Title: Re: capital Radio window cleaning song!
Post by: Majestic on January 29, 2004, 11:28:40 pm

What about
Fleetwood mac  Tell me lies :-X

Title: Re: capital Radio window cleaning song!
Post by: g_griffin on January 29, 2004, 11:42:37 pm

Dom- "The Sound of Silence".

Title: Re: capital Radio window cleaning song!
Post by: T_W_CONTRACTS on January 29, 2004, 11:46:26 pm

PRETTY BUBBLES

IM FOREVER CLEANING WINDOWS DIRTY WINDOWS IN
THE SKY I CLIMB SO HIGH I poop MY PANTS AND WHEN
I FALL I SQUASH THE ANTS PUNTERS ALWAYS MOANING
WORKMATES MOANING TOO IM FOREVER CLEANING WINDOWS DIRTY WINDOWS JUST FOR YOU..

DUN..DUN ;)

Title: Re: capital Radio window cleaning song!
Post by: Majestic on January 29, 2004, 11:48:20 pm

Silence is golden

Title: Re: capital Radio window cleaning song!
Post by: Majestic on January 30, 2004, 01:11:58 am

Theres a hole in my bucket

Title: Re: capital Radio window cleaning song!
Post by: paul w on January 30, 2004, 01:28:41 am

jack nicklescrim the shineing :P ??? ??? i will allways scrub you.. it b whos scrim

Title: Re: capital Radio window cleaning song!
Post by: Terry_Burrows on January 30, 2004, 09:37:55 am

;) :D ;D




VERY GOOD GUYS! ;) I am IM PRESSED!

Title: Re: capital Radio window cleaning song!
Post by: pure_genius on January 30, 2004, 02:26:56 pm

Who are you ???  :o

by The Who

Kevin

Title: Re: capital Radio window cleaning song!
Post by: seanc on January 30, 2004, 03:06:05 pm

this glass was made for washing and thats just what ill do,
one these days im gona clean al over town do do do

yes i know its bad but its my last attenpt lol

Title: Re: capital Radio window cleaning song!
Post by: karlosdaze on January 30, 2004, 03:36:40 pm

I found a contender!!! :o

http://www.propertysnaps.co.uk/gerryanderson/poems/poem4.htm

Title: Re: capital Radio window cleaning song!
Post by: g_griffin on January 30, 2004, 11:29:44 pm

See ya later Applicator.

      Gerry.

Title: Re: capital Radio window cleaning song!
Post by: Majestic on January 31, 2004, 12:20:52 am

   Welcome to the pleasure Dom

Title: Re: capital Radio window cleaning song!
Post by: pure_genius on January 31, 2004, 12:21:53 pm

Hey Terry you got competition from the punk metal singing window cleaner,

By day Hendrix Dead Boy cleans the windows of Nottingham's public houses. By night he fronts the punk-metal band Sic Boy Federation.

maybe you could get them to play at the fed bash in april  :)

www.bbc.co.uk/nottingham/features/2003/ 09/notts_faces_hendrix_dead_boy.shtml

Title: Re: capital Radio window cleaning song!
Post by: WavieDavie on January 31, 2004, 01:48:54 pm

Right then, are you sitting comfortably . . .

This is Turbo in competition
http://www.fastestwindowcleaner.co.uk/T%20Burrows.jpg  

And this is him after putting his finger in the cigarette lighter on the dash
http://www.bbc.co.uk/nottingham/features/2003/09/notts_faces_hendrix_dead_boy.shtml

Sorry Terry - couldn't resist  ;)