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Title: I didnt know what to quote!!
Post by: Daniel Watson on April 22, 2010, 08:34:34 pm
i have just returned home after a successful afternoon canvassing but one quote in particular will stick in my mind forever.

i knocked on the door and as an old man answered i Spat my lyrics at him as per usual only to hear "BRING HIM TO ME" in a deep woman's voice below from within the house, i was ushered into the conservatory.

sprawled across a couch watching hollyoaks was a jabba the hut lookalike who seemed to be wearing a child's velour tracksuit she spent the next 20 minutes regaling me with tails of her glory days of being a magicians assistant and showing me pics of her in her hay-day. all the time letting me know how she used to have passion in her life and how her husband has not  touched her in years (which i fully understand)

to get out of there i offered a ridiculously high quote nearly 4x the going rate at which point she accepted.

not really sure if i want the money all that badly.
Title: Re: I didnt know what to quote!!
Post by: Gav Camm lammy 283 on April 22, 2010, 08:36:04 pm
get in there u girl ;D ;D
Title: Re: I didnt know what to quote!!
Post by: R W C™ on April 22, 2010, 08:37:29 pm
Im so glad I have just finished my dinner because if I was eating while reading that it would of ended up on my screen due to laughing, I think weve all had similar situations like this..... ;D
Title: Re: I didnt know what to quote!!
Post by: R W C™ on April 22, 2010, 08:38:23 pm
find the house on google maps and ill tell you what I would of quoted..
Title: Re: I didnt know what to quote!!
Post by: Daniel Watson on April 22, 2010, 08:42:38 pm
its a 2 bed semi with 6 windows i quoted everyone on the street 7 quid. she got £30 and is happy to pay.

i may just hire a rent boy for her and split the difference lol
Title: Re: I didnt know what to quote!!
Post by: R W C™ on April 22, 2010, 08:44:00 pm
£30  :o fancy some canvassing work ill pay you x2  ;D
Title: Re: I didnt know what to quote!!
Post by: Daniel Watson on April 22, 2010, 08:46:52 pm
yeah im not selling my booty for less that £50 quid a song lol.
Title: Re: I didnt know what to quote!!
Post by: mci services on April 22, 2010, 08:48:12 pm
ten minute window cleaning and two minutes on the job not bad for thirty squid ;D
Title: Re: I didnt know what to quote!!
Post by: paul rulton on April 22, 2010, 08:49:21 pm
get in there u girl ;D ;D
;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: I didnt know what to quote!!
Post by: R W C™ on April 22, 2010, 08:50:01 pm
its a 2 bed semi with 6 windows i quoted everyone on the street 7 quid. she got £30 and is happy to pay.

i may just hire a rent boy for her and split the difference lol

You said she was in the conny, did it not have any windows  :)
Title: Re: I didnt know what to quote!!
Post by: Daniel Watson on April 22, 2010, 08:53:14 pm
no way. would'nt touch her with a 17ft telescopic pole of some sort. Where would i find such a device? lol
Title: Re: I didnt know what to quote!!
Post by: cleewindows on April 22, 2010, 08:58:57 pm
wait till you clean her windows and shes dancing naked! ;D
tells you to go in and give one,you never the husband might pay you £30 aswell if you slip her one ;D ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: I didnt know what to quote!!
Post by: Llaaww on April 22, 2010, 09:04:33 pm
 :D :D :D ha ha ha ha ha  ;D ;D hahahahhahaaahhhhhhahahh :D





















Title: Re: I didnt know what to quote!!
Post by: dazmond on April 22, 2010, 09:09:03 pm
i think she wants more than her windows cleaned for £30!did she want her carpet cleaning as well in with the price?eh sorry carpet munching....!! :P ::) :o :o STAY WELL CLEAR!!
Title: Re: I didnt know what to quote!!
Post by: Murdie window cleaning on April 22, 2010, 09:15:18 pm
It's when she asks you to do the insides as well, she will probably follow you into the bedroom when your cleaning that window then BOOM !!!

Your in trouble my man
Title: Re: I didnt know what to quote!!
Post by: Jack Wallace on April 22, 2010, 09:17:16 pm
dont forget to strap a ladder across your back to stop you falling all the way in  ;D
Title: Re: I didnt know what to quote!!
Post by: cleewindows on April 22, 2010, 09:17:41 pm
jabba's gonna get u! ;D
Title: Re: I didnt know what to quote!!
Post by: Murdie window cleaning on April 22, 2010, 09:21:26 pm
If she offers you a cuppa just look out for the rohipnol  :-X
Title: Re: I didnt know what to quote!!
Post by: wezzy32 on April 22, 2010, 09:22:08 pm
just get in and out as quick as pos ;D ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: I didnt know what to quote!!
Post by: wezzy32 on April 22, 2010, 09:26:25 pm
just get in and out as quick as pos ;D ;D ;D ;D

sorry ment to say dont forget the windows
Title: Re: I didnt know what to quote!!
Post by: daz1977 on April 23, 2010, 12:08:32 am
go for it, it will be something to tell on here

fat ugly birds are top shags lol
Title: Re: I didnt know what to quote!!
Post by: Gav Camm lammy 283 on April 23, 2010, 01:43:17 am
n they r more than
likely to say thanks lol ;D ;D
gota lv them fat chicks  ;D ;D
Title: Re: I didnt know what to quote!!
Post by: richard jagger on April 23, 2010, 03:08:46 am
I could be H & S issue for you.You could have a big fall and end up in hospital. Tell her your insurance will not cover couch rugby.
Title: Re: I didnt know what to quote!!
Post by: woody1 on April 23, 2010, 07:53:20 am
whats wrong with you man you getting paid to have a quick jump on her, dont forget the pillow over her head if she is that dog ugly. ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: I didnt know what to quote!!
Post by: trevor perry on April 23, 2010, 12:41:27 pm
I could be H & S issue for you.You could have a big fall and end up in hospital. Tell her your insurance will not cover couch rugby.

 an other health and safety issue is that if she is as fat as you say then you will burn your bum on the lightbulb ;D
Title: Re: I didnt know what to quote!!
Post by: paul rulton on April 23, 2010, 12:59:57 pm
take the money & run like hell  ;D
Title: Re: I didnt know what to quote!!
Post by: davids3511 on April 23, 2010, 05:44:35 pm
Is this close? - http://johnmichaelboling.com/artforgeorgelucas/wp-content/original/2009_09/Jabba_the_Hut.jpg
Title: Re: I didnt know what to quote!!
Post by: paul rulton on April 23, 2010, 05:46:11 pm
HAHA  ;D looks like my X wife  ;D
Title: Re: I didnt know what to quote!!
Post by: windiewasher on September 16, 2010, 09:49:24 am
daniel how many times have you done her?----- windows m8?
Title: Re: I didnt know what to quote!!
Post by: GB Window Cleaning on September 16, 2010, 01:52:35 pm
£7 per house?  :o
Title: Re: I didnt know what to quote!!
Post by: ascjim on September 21, 2010, 09:19:05 pm
wait till you clean her windows and shes dancing naked! ;D
tells you to go in and give one,you never the husband might pay you £30 aswell if you slip her one ;D ;D ;D ;D

brillant