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Title: smack head robbed my phone
Post by: Ryan @ Transparent, Carlisle on April 21, 2010, 08:54:29 pm
took lisa to pick bairns up from school this afternoon.

So i took em back home and thought id clean her windows for her. So while i was round doing the backs. She heard my car door close but seen me up the ladder and the boy was in the living room. She said she thinks someone has been in ma car.  :o

So she looked out the front and seen a smack head walking up the road.

I quickly checked the car, work phone was gone. So i told her to grab me other phone and i went up the road behind the dirty rat. i started ringing my work phone and seen him play about with something. [silencing the phone]

I followed him up and onto the main road, he walked into the charity shop, of all places.

The staff & customers were looking at him [the way you look at smackheads thats about to rob your shop]

they looked even more puzzled as i followed him in and stood 5 yards behind him and started ringing my phone again.

he pulled the phone out of his TROUSERS   :o

I grabbed it off the rat and said "and thats mine u so & so ;D"

then in the traditional smack head voice "are you sure?"

"of course im f--king sure, youv jst lifted it from a silver car down the road"

apparently, he was sorry, didnt realise it was mine. I just thought doesnt matter who's it is, you've jst lifted it out of a car.

felt like smashing the phone over his head, but you know how the law is now, the offender is the victim  nope:

Maybe the car should of been locked? But if he wanted in, he woulda smashed the window anyway?
Title: Re: smack head robbed my phone
Post by: Window Washers on April 21, 2010, 08:57:40 pm
moral of the story:

Don't leave your phone in the car or in view:

you all most have seen the adverts on tv.

Smackheads feed a habit, people making it easy for them should be put in prison  :P
Title: Re: smack head robbed my phone
Post by: Tom White on April 21, 2010, 08:57:46 pm
Would it have been worth detaining the said 'smack head' for the police to deal with him?
Title: Re: smack head robbed my phone
Post by: Jack Wallace on April 21, 2010, 08:58:01 pm
My ex was visiting her sister last week with my 11 year old daughter.

While they were all asleep upstairs some scumbag broke in and stole three laptops including my little girls, she is devastaded.

BRING BACK THE BIRCH!!!!!!!!!
Title: Re: smack head robbed my phone
Post by: martinsadie on April 21, 2010, 08:59:48 pm
what about the smack head who didnt lock his car  ;)
Title: Re: smack head robbed my phone
Post by: mci services on April 21, 2010, 09:02:15 pm
my mate was staying with his bird in glasgow and the quarter panel got smashed and the stereo got nicked. so he got it repaired and put a note on the window saying

please dont smash the window as stereo has already been nicked

when he got up in the morning the window was broke again and on his note it said just checking ;D

true story that
Title: Re: smack head robbed my phone
Post by: Ryan @ Transparent, Carlisle on April 21, 2010, 09:03:24 pm
Would it have been worth detaining the said 'smack head' for the police to deal with him?

no, because thats "grassing". And i am not, and dont want to be labelled as, a "grass"
Title: Re: smack head robbed my phone
Post by: Ryan @ Transparent, Carlisle on April 21, 2010, 09:05:15 pm
what about the smack head who didnt lock his car  ;)

you know how it is, rushing about n that. The phone wasnt even on view, in fact i thought i had it in my pocket.

scumbag even checked the ashtray for loose change

dont deserve the air they breathe.........
Title: Re: smack head robbed my phone
Post by: s.w.c on April 21, 2010, 09:05:21 pm
smackheads who needs them ???
Title: Re: smack head robbed my phone
Post by: Window Washers on April 21, 2010, 09:06:06 pm
Would it have been worth detaining the said 'smack head' for the police to deal with him?

no, because thats "grassing". And i am not, and dont want to be labelled as, a "grass"
I would not care if i was classed as a grass, I would have handed him to the police with a bag with his teeth in.

Grassing has limits, and smackheads have none, if he mugged your nan would you not say anything because you dont want to be a grass ??>
Title: Re: smack head robbed my phone
Post by: paul rulton on April 21, 2010, 09:07:02 pm
smackheads who needs them ???
dealers  ;D ;D sorry couldnt resist   ;D
Title: Re: smack head robbed my phone
Post by: Ryan @ Transparent, Carlisle on April 21, 2010, 09:08:32 pm

Grassing has limits, and smackheads have none, if he mugged your nan would you not say anything because you dont want to be a grass ??>


to be honest, he would be needing a paramedic. not police.  ;D
Title: Re: smack head robbed my phone
Post by: Window Washers on April 21, 2010, 09:09:34 pm

Grassing has limits, and smackheads have none, if he mugged your nan would you not say anything because you dont want to be a grass ??>


to be honest, he would be needing a paramedic. not police.  ;D
;)
Title: Re: smack head robbed my phone
Post by: Tom White on April 21, 2010, 09:09:44 pm
Would it have been worth detaining the said 'smack head' for the police to deal with him?

no, because thats "grassing". And i am not, and dont want to be labelled as, a "grass"

I would see it more of doing a public service by reporting him.  I left all that 'grassing up' stuff when I left school.
Title: Re: smack head robbed my phone
Post by: paul rulton on April 21, 2010, 09:10:29 pm

Grassing has limits, and smackheads have none, if he mugged your nan would you not say anything because you dont want to be a grass ??>


to be honest, he would be needing a paramedic. not police.  ;D
good man  ;)
Title: Re: smack head robbed my phone
Post by: s.w.c on April 21, 2010, 09:11:58 pm
Would it have been worth detaining the said 'smack head' for the police to deal with him?

no, because thats "grassing". And i am not, and dont want to be labelled as, a "grass"


don't blame you know one likes grasses, they are even lower than a smackhead,a grass cuts a face cut so everyone knows he was a grass they become lepa around my ways of life, so i don't blame you wanting to be labelled as one, glad you followed him an got you dog an bone back, did he look shocked to see you, was he happy to see you leave him alone ;D
Title: Re: smack head robbed my phone
Post by: G Griffin on April 21, 2010, 09:21:00 pm
took lisa to pick bairns up from school this afternoon.

So i took em back home and thought id clean her windows for her. So while i was round doing the backs. She heard my car door close but seen me up the ladder and the boy was in the living room. She said she thinks someone has been in ma car.  :o

So she looked out the front and seen a smack head walking up the road.

I quickly checked the car, work phone was gone. So i told her to grab me other phone and i went up the road behind the dirty rat. i started ringing my work phone and seen him play about with something. [silencing the phone]

I followed him up and onto the main road, he walked into the charity shop, of all places.

The staff & customers were looking at him [the way you look at smackheads thats about to rob your shop]

they looked even more puzzled as i followed him in and stood 5 yards behind him and started ringing my phone again.

he pulled the phone out of his TROUSERS   :o

I grabbed it off the rat and said "and thats mine u c**t"

then in the traditional smack head voice "are you sure?"

"of course im f--king sure, youv jst lifted it from a silver car down the road"

apparently, he was sorry, didnt realise it was mine. I just thought doesnt matter who's it is, you've jst lifted it out of a car.

felt like smashing the phone over his head, but you know how the law is now, the offender is the victim  nope:

Maybe the car should of been locked? But if he wanted in, he woulda smashed the window anyway?
Do you we have to bring trad v wfp into everything?
Title: Re: smack head robbed my phone
Post by: Darranvps on April 21, 2010, 09:31:47 pm
You should of smacked him in the head :D
Title: Re: smack head robbed my phone
Post by: s.w.c on April 21, 2010, 09:48:40 pm
You should of smacked him in the head :D


i would have said make him eat it, or tell him its a new smackhead suppository ;D ;D
Title: Re: smack head robbed my phone
Post by: trevor povey on April 21, 2010, 09:51:39 pm
You should of smacked him in the head :D


they are the new breed of  untouhables one of my pals owns some commercial property he had the lead whipped off the roof the police caught the tea leafing rat in the act...in court he told the Judge the reason why he was inside the buiding was that he was walking home and heard someone shouting for help..(.this was at 3 in the morning)...so he went inside to help.

when my mate asked the copper about some compo from the defendant ..he says the Judge won,t award owt as the pile of poop aint got owt.

another tale  he was walking down the road the other week with someones lawnmower again at 3am in the morning when asked what he was doing with the lawn mower he replied I,ve just found it...GUESS WHAT...no one reported it  stolen and he slipped away with it again.
Title: Re: smack head robbed my phone
Post by: richard jagger on April 21, 2010, 10:02:46 pm
He chose to be a smackhead he chose to steal and he should pay for him crime. been a smackhead is no excuse.Laws to soft in the U K.
Title: Re: smack head robbed my phone
Post by: Murdie window cleaning on April 21, 2010, 10:44:27 pm
He chose to be a smackhead he chose to steal and he should pay for him crime. been a smackhead is no excuse.Laws to soft in the U K.

Exactly.
Title: Re: smack head robbed my phone
Post by: Ryan @ Transparent, Carlisle on April 21, 2010, 11:15:48 pm
Perhaps you just bottled it.

Id have done what any overly testosterone fuelled bragging chav on this site proclaims they'd do, Id have knocked 9 bales of poop out of him. You man or a mouse?

out of all the replies, this one has caught my eye the most.

so, give him a hidin? ABH, GBH, assault? charge. for what a phone? dont think so pal.

you know how it goes, someone robs u, u give them a pasting. YOU get done
Title: Re: smack head robbed my phone
Post by: trevor povey on April 21, 2010, 11:37:15 pm
Perhaps you just bottled it.

Id have done what any overly testosterone fuelled bragging chav on this site proclaims they'd do, Id have knocked 9 bales of poop out of him. You man or a mouse?

out of all the replies, this one has caught my eye the most.

so, give him a hidin? ABH, GBH, assault? charge. for what a phone? dont think so pal.




Who would want to get into a fight a bag head?...would you really want his infected blood on you? like I say they seem to be Untouchable

you know how it goes, someone robs u, u give them a pasting. YOU get done
Title: Re: smack head robbed my phone
Post by: paul rulton on April 21, 2010, 11:43:55 pm
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Title: Re: smack head robbed my phone
Post by: Dean Taberner on April 22, 2010, 07:39:54 am
Would it have been worth detaining the said 'smack head' for the police to deal with him?

no, because thats "grassing". And i am not, and dont want to be labelled as, a "grass"

Not reporting a crime causes serious problems for the police,

That ''smack head'' could have had more stolen property on him and if you hadve called the police he wouldve been arrested and that other property returned to the victims who had reported it.

Many addicts want to get caught and get a chance to get off the drug.

Sounds like im talking rubbish but they do.

Report all crime.

Dean
Title: Re: smack head robbed my phone
Post by: Paul Coleman on April 22, 2010, 07:47:22 am
Perhaps you just bottled it.

Id have done what any overly testosterone fuelled bragging chav on this site proclaims they'd do, Id have knocked 9 bales of poop out of him. You man or a mouse?

That's not very bright is it?  Apart from getting yourself nicked as well as him, it would only take you both getting cuts that touched to end up with getting hep-c (which a high percentage of users have) or worse but less likely, HIV.
Title: Re: smack head robbed my phone
Post by: woody1 on April 22, 2010, 07:49:14 am
very true dean report them then give them a slap while you wait for police, sorry officer he started struggling and hit his head on that wall   ;D
Title: Re: smack head robbed my phone
Post by: Paul Coleman on April 22, 2010, 07:50:42 am
Would it have been worth detaining the said 'smack head' for the police to deal with him?

no, because thats "grassing". And i am not, and dont want to be labelled as, a "grass"

Not reporting a crime causes serious problems for the police,

That ''smack head'' could have had more stolen property on him and if you hadve called the police he wouldve been arrested and that other property returned to the victims who had reported it.

Many addicts want to get caught and get a chance to get off the drug.

Sounds like im talking rubbish but they do.

Report all crime.

Dean

At least someone else on here seems to realise that some people have some kind of need to change their lives for the better.  Sometimes, getting nicked is the thing that starts the process of change.
Title: Re: smack head robbed my phone
Post by: G Griffin on April 22, 2010, 07:51:52 am
Perhaps you just bottled it.

Id have done what any overly testosterone fuelled bragging chav on this site proclaims they'd do, Id have knocked 9 bales of poop out of him. You man or a mouse?

That's not very bright is it?  Apart from getting yourself nicked as well as him, it would only take you both getting cuts that touched to end up with getting hep-c (which a high percentage of users have) or worse but less likely, HIV.
I think Matt...errr Michael was being sarcastic.
Title: Re: smack head robbed my phone
Post by: Tom White on April 22, 2010, 09:29:54 am
He chose to be a smackhead he chose to steal and he should pay for him crime. been a smackhead is no excuse.Laws to soft in the U K.

But funnily enough, we've got more people in prison, per capita, than we've EVER had before.  So the law is actually tougher.

Maybe it's time we as a society tried something different?  Nick Clegg proposes alternatives to locking people up, he speaks of rehabilitation rather than punishment.  Personally, I think society is to blame and it's nothing to do with the law being 'too soft', which it's obviously not judging by the prison figures.
Title: Re: smack head robbed my phone
Post by: [GQC] Tim on April 22, 2010, 09:41:27 am
Unlocked car, phone in plain sight. D'oh.

Good lesson for a lot of people.
Title: Re: smack head robbed my phone
Post by: Window Washers on April 22, 2010, 10:02:07 am
He chose to be a smackhead he chose to steal and he should pay for him crime. been a smackhead is no excuse.Laws to soft in the U K.

But funnily enough, we've got more people in prison, per capita, than we've EVER had before.  So the law is actually tougher.

Maybe it's time we as a society tried something different?  Nick Clegg proposes alternatives to locking people up, he speaks of rehabilitation rather than punishment.  Personally, I think society is to blame and it's nothing to do with the law being 'too soft', which it's obviously not judging by the prison figures.
bring back hanging or have an electric chair, this would cut crime, stoning also looks quite fun. Nick Clegg wants us to scrap the pound, for that reason he will not get my vote I dont want to be part of the EEU, I dont want to be told what to do by the EU, and I also want the EU to stop making up stupid H&S laws that costs every employwer money and has no benifit apart from making a job more time consuming and expensive.

Will get down off my soap box now.


I love the sunshine
Title: Re: smack head robbed my phone
Post by: lesterM on April 22, 2010, 11:08:45 am
 Now will you all stop complaining about the people that create threequarters of my work please.
I would like to be rich again.



Hang on ! How long have we had smackheads as a tradition. Are they a replacement for Morris dancers. or the traditional british tramp with his medals and herringbone overcoat?
Is it because we are in Europe.
We have a sign .."this drug taking area has been sanitised for your health,comfort and well being" I thought it was a joke. 

 
Title: Re: smack head robbed my phone
Post by: s.w.c on April 22, 2010, 05:10:44 pm
He chose to be a smackhead he chose to steal and he should pay for him crime. been a smackhead is no excuse.Laws to soft in the U K.

But funnily enough, we've got more people in prison, per capita, than we've EVER had before.  So the law is actually tougher.

Maybe it's time we as a society tried something different?  Nick Clegg proposes alternatives to locking people up, he speaks of rehabilitation rather than punishment.  Personally, I think society is to blame and it's nothing to do with the law being 'too soft', which it's obviously not judging by the prison figures.


figures might say it, but don't know how you can say the law ain't soft I'm puzzled, where do you live mars,
do you read the news paper or watch the local new as well as main news,
the law protect the scum plain an simple, even the prisons our soft tv in rooms carpet and there civil rights are protected, mmmm there in prison should have no rights,
take the law of defending your home its up the wall so many cases been in the paper, it seem the law is on the burglars side again.
the list is endless of what i could list, prison maybe full this don't mean the law is tuff, it means we have more people in the UK than ever from all nationalities and as a result there is more crime, so the law is soft and the guvernment,

I'm still scratching my head how you cant see it, do you have selective reading and hearing.
Title: Re: smack head robbed my phone
Post by: Sean Dyer on April 22, 2010, 05:12:55 pm
smackheads who needs them ???

smack dealers??

smack smugglers?

smack makers?
Title: Re: smack head robbed my phone
Post by: stfc on April 22, 2010, 05:22:41 pm
I had 2 yobs try and break in my citroen c5 a while back,I just saw red,and totally clobbered them both with a bat,phoned the police who nicked them both,and i got off scott free ;D.Thats going back abit.
Title: Re: smack head robbed my phone
Post by: Sir Squeaky on April 22, 2010, 05:45:19 pm
I grabbed it off the rat and said "and thats mine u c**t"

then in the traditional smack head voice "are you sure?"

"of course im f--king sure, youv jst lifted it from a silver car down the road"
But well done for swearing in a charity shop with the old biddies. ;D