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UK Window Cleaning Forum => Window Cleaning Forum => Topic started by: Darranvps on April 21, 2010, 01:23:50 pm

Title: Staff Wanted
Post by: Darranvps on April 21, 2010, 01:23:50 pm
We are looking for the following;

An experienced sales person, currently employed in the South East, by a large window cleaning company or office cleaning company.
Please send me you CV

We are also looking for experienced window cleaners, prefrerably with traditional experience - we can teach you WFP methods.

Please send CV
Title: Re: Staff Wanted
Post by: daz1977 on April 21, 2010, 01:40:46 pm
things going well then darran
Title: Re: Staff Wanted
Post by: R W C™ on April 21, 2010, 04:26:39 pm
We are looking for the following;

An experienced sales person, currently employed in the South East, by a large window cleaning company or office cleaning company.
Please send me you CV

We are also looking for experienced window cleaners, prefrerably with traditional experience - we can teach you WFP methods.

Please send CV

If you need a subby let me know  ;)
Title: Re: Staff Wanted
Post by: Dave Willis on April 21, 2010, 05:38:37 pm
 ??? thought you had only done two jobs since March  ???
Title: Re: Staff Wanted
Post by: actualcleaning on April 21, 2010, 05:44:13 pm
Is this going the same way as your april fools joke?
Your making a lot of noise on here lately,lets hope it is all true and you are not kidding people too much.
Title: Re: Staff Wanted
Post by: Darranvps on April 21, 2010, 05:52:37 pm
Advert is genuine!

We have quite a bit in the pipeline about to start in the next few weeks.  So if any of you know anybody who might be interested, please let me know.
Thank you
Title: Re: Staff Wanted
Post by: Dave Willis on April 21, 2010, 05:56:35 pm
Darren, ever thought of ballooning for a hobby? All that hot air could be really useful  ;)
Title: Re: Staff Wanted
Post by: martinsadie on April 21, 2010, 06:02:32 pm
Darren, ever thought of ballooning for a hobby? All that hot air could be really useful  ;)
;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Staff Wanted
Post by: Darranvps on April 21, 2010, 06:04:09 pm
Darren, ever thought of ballooning for a hobby? All that hot air could be really useful  ;)
;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Staff Wanted
Post by: Paul Coleman on April 21, 2010, 06:36:36 pm
Hi Darran.  I'm in Crawley.  I don't want a job but if you want to sub anything out I would be up for it.  I've subbed from a number of companies down the years and always behave ethically (i.e. have never gone behind the contractor's back to their custies).
Hope this isn't another April fool  ;D
Title: Re: Staff Wanted
Post by: supernova77 on April 21, 2010, 06:52:16 pm
Darran,

Is it just you doing the window cleaning at the moment?

Just been looking at your website and it seems as though you're trying to cover the whole of the UK?

Wouldn't it be best to have some kind of infrastructure in place first?

I learn't from a business venture many years ago that it's best to start in one place and branch out from there.

Andy
Title: Re: Staff Wanted
Post by: Darranvps on April 21, 2010, 07:12:56 pm
Darran,

Is it just you doing the window cleaning at the moment?

Just been looking at your website and it seems as though you're trying to cover the whole of the UK?

Wouldn't it be best to have some kind of infrastructure in place first?

I learn't from a business venture many years ago that it's best to start in one place and branch out from there.

Andy

Hi Thanks for the advice, much apreciated. The infrastructure is already in place, we came to setup a national window cleaning company and thats what we are doing.
Title: Re: Staff Wanted
Post by: ♠Winp®oClean♠ on April 21, 2010, 07:57:51 pm
Let me know when you get to scotland, I'll take £40 per hour & you can keep the rest! ;)

Send me your CV & I'll let you know if I'll take you on.

Now that's a bargain for you. :)
Title: Re: Staff Wanted
Post by: AuRavelling79 on April 21, 2010, 08:00:15 pm
Darran, do you need a proof reader to vet your ads before they go out? I'm your man. I mean - your sig. line sort of suggests you might.  ;)
Title: Re: Staff Wanted
Post by: Darranvps on April 21, 2010, 08:17:22 pm
Let me know when you get to scotland, I'll take £40 per hour & you can keep the rest! ;)

Send me your CV & I'll let you know if I'll take you on.

Now that's a bargain for you. :)
Must be bad up in Scotland if you are prepared to work for only £40 per hour! Glad I've never been there ;D
Title: Re: Staff Wanted
Post by: Darranvps on April 21, 2010, 08:18:08 pm
Darran, do you need a proof reader to vet your ads before they go out? I'm your man. I mean - your sig. line sort of suggests you might.  ;)

????????
Title: Re: Staff Wanted
Post by: actualcleaning on April 21, 2010, 08:21:08 pm
Darran, do you need a proof reader to vet your ads before they go out? I'm your man. I mean - your sig. line sort of suggests you might.  ;)

????????

WHOOSSSHHHH....straight over his head...lol
Title: Re: Staff Wanted
Post by: Darranvps on April 21, 2010, 08:22:35 pm
Darran, do you need a proof reader to vet your ads before they go out? I'm your man. I mean - your sig. line sort of suggests you might.  ;)

????????

WHOOSSSHHHH....straight over his head...lol

Absolutely you are all too smart for me :P
Title: Re: Staff Wanted
Post by: Window Washers on April 21, 2010, 08:26:54 pm
Darran, do you need a proof reader to vet your ads before they go out? I'm your man. I mean - your sig. line sort of suggests you might.  ;)

????????

WHOOSSSHHHH....straight over his head...lol

Absolutely you are all too smart for me :P
I'm a thick window cleaner, but can clean windows well, if you have any jobs in Cambridgeshire areas and bedfordshire I can help. ;)
Title: Re: Staff Wanted
Post by: dmlservices on April 21, 2010, 08:29:57 pm
Darran, do you need a proof reader to vet your ads before they go out? I'm your man. I mean - your sig. line sort of suggests you might.  ;)

????????

how long before the penny drops lol ;D

WHOOSSSHHHH....straight over his head...lol

Absolutely you are all too smart for me :P
Title: Re: Staff Wanted
Post by: Darranvps on April 21, 2010, 08:30:07 pm
Darran, do you need a proof reader to vet your ads before they go out? I'm your man. I mean - your sig. line sort of suggests you might.  ;)

????????
Sounds good to me, I might have something coming up in the Science park, fairly soon. What size poles and water tanks have you got?

WHOOSSSHHHH....straight over his head...lol

Absolutely you are all too smart for me :P
I'm a thick window cleaner, but can clean windows well, if you have any jobs in Cambridgeshire areas and bedfordshire I can help. ;)
Title: Re: Staff Wanted
Post by: dmlservices on April 21, 2010, 08:31:36 pm
wonder how long it will take for the penny to drop  ;D ?


daz
Title: Re: Staff Wanted
Post by: Darranvps on April 21, 2010, 08:31:57 pm
Hi Darran.  I'm in Crawley.  I don't want a job but if you want to sub anything out I would be up for it.  I've subbed from a number of companies down the years and always behave ethically (i.e. have never gone behind the contractor's back to their custies).
Hope this isn't another April fool  ;D
Hi Paul
Where abouts in Crawley are you?
Title: Re: Staff Wanted
Post by: Darranvps on April 21, 2010, 08:35:19 pm
wonder how long it will take for the penny to drop  ;D ?


daz
Knowing me, forever ;D ;D ;D

Guess i'm gonna get no joy out of you lot. Best bet is to advertise in a decent newspaper :P
Title: Re: Staff Wanted
Post by: ♠Winp®oClean♠ on April 21, 2010, 08:41:16 pm
wonder how long it will take for the penny to drop  ;D ?


daz
Knowing me, forever ;D ;D ;D

Guess i'm gonna get no joy out of you lot. Best bet is to advertise in a decent newspaper :P

Might be your best bet Darrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrran. ;)
Title: Re: Staff Wanted
Post by: j.v. price ltd on April 21, 2010, 08:57:14 pm
We are looking for the following;

An experienced sales person, currently employed in the South East, by a large window cleaning company or office cleaning company.
Please send me you CV

We are also looking for experienced window cleaners, prefrerably with traditional experience - we can teach you WFP methods.

Please send CV


I'm up for the sales position, would be looking at £150k a year but would easily bring in £500k a year with 50% profit
Title: Re: Staff Wanted
Post by: Window Washers on April 21, 2010, 08:59:33 pm
We are looking for the following;

An experienced sales person, currently employed in the South East, by a large window cleaning company or office cleaning company.
Please send me you CV

We are also looking for experienced window cleaners, prefrerably with traditional experience - we can teach you WFP methods.

Please send CV


I'm up for the sales position, would be looking at £150k a year but would easily bring in £500k a year with 50% profit
Charlie, if you wear work boots and uniform , I will give you a commission job  ;D
Title: Re: Staff Wanted
Post by: j.v. price ltd on April 21, 2010, 09:02:16 pm
Will the boots go with my gucci suit
Title: Re: Staff Wanted
Post by: Window Washers on April 21, 2010, 09:03:40 pm
Will the boots go with my gucci suit
Yeah man, I can pimp them for ya lol or destress depending on if its ya uncle's old suit or your new one  ;D
Title: Re: Staff Wanted
Post by: j.v. price ltd on April 21, 2010, 09:10:58 pm
Ha ha
Title: Re: Staff Wanted
Post by: Darranvps on April 21, 2010, 09:14:46 pm
We are looking for the following;

An experienced sales person, currently employed in the South East, by a large window cleaning company or office cleaning company.
Please send me you CV

We are also looking for experienced window cleaners, prefrerably with traditional experience - we can teach you WFP methods.

Please send CV


I'm up for the sales position, would be looking at £150k a year but would easily bring in £500k a year with 50% profit
I said Sales person, any would be sales person who only wants to earn 150k per year, please go elsewhere, I am looking for the cream of the crop, somebody who really wants to earn serious money ;D
Title: Re: Staff Wanted
Post by: j.v. price ltd on April 21, 2010, 09:15:42 pm
Ha ha best try inital for a new job
Title: Re: Staff Wanted
Post by: Darranvps on April 21, 2010, 09:19:45 pm
Ha ha best try inital for a new job

I think I will advertise up North, in a posh newspaper 8) Maybe in the Yorkshire Post!
Title: Re: Staff Wanted
Post by: ♠Winp®oClean♠ on April 21, 2010, 09:54:45 pm
Ha ha best try inital for a new job

I think I will advertise up North, in a posh newspaper 8) Maybe in the Yorkshire Post!

I'd  try the Beano. ;)
Title: Re: Staff Wanted
Post by: Paul Coleman on April 21, 2010, 11:30:48 pm
Hi Darran.  I'm in Crawley.  I don't want a job but if you want to sub anything out I would be up for it.  I've subbed from a number of companies down the years and always behave ethically (i.e. have never gone behind the contractor's back to their custies).
Hope this isn't another April fool  ;D
Hi Paul
Where abouts in Crawley are you?

I'm in West Green Darran - close to the town centre.  When I do the odd shop in the centre, I live so close I often walk in.  I would have canvassed the shops years ago but I know many of the guys who clean there too well so I leave them alone apart from a little bit of work I already do there.  In fact, I sometimes cover the odd holiday for them.  That's the level of trust I was referring to in my post earlier.
Title: Re: Staff Wanted
Post by: Gav Camm lammy 283 on April 21, 2010, 11:43:56 pm
im in north wales extremly verstile lol ;D
Title: Re: Staff Wanted
Post by: Darranvps on April 22, 2010, 05:51:26 am
Hi Darran.  I'm in Crawley.  I don't want a job but if you want to sub anything out I would be up for it.  I've subbed from a number of companies down the years and always behave ethically (i.e. have never gone behind the contractor's back to their custies).
Hope this isn't another April fool  ;D
Hi Paul
Where abouts in Crawley are you?

I'm in West Green Darran - close to the town centre.  When I do the odd shop in the centre, I live so close I often walk in.  I would have canvassed the shops years ago but I know many of the guys who clean there too well so I leave them alone apart from a little bit of work I already do there.  In fact, I sometimes cover the odd holiday for them.  That's the level of trust I was referring to in my post earlier.
Hi Paul
Thanks for the offer, it is much appreciated. Although we are based in Crawley, I don't see us cleaning so much in the twown in the future, as we are chasing large national contracts. However if anything comes up I will let you know. Cheers
Title: Re: Staff Wanted
Post by: Paul Coleman on April 22, 2010, 07:44:25 am
Hi Darran.  I'm in Crawley.  I don't want a job but if you want to sub anything out I would be up for it.  I've subbed from a number of companies down the years and always behave ethically (i.e. have never gone behind the contractor's back to their custies).
Hope this isn't another April fool  ;D
Hi Paul
Where abouts in Crawley are you?

I'm in West Green Darran - close to the town centre.  When I do the odd shop in the centre, I live so close I often walk in.  I would have canvassed the shops years ago but I know many of the guys who clean there too well so I leave them alone apart from a little bit of work I already do there.  In fact, I sometimes cover the odd holiday for them.  That's the level of trust I was referring to in my post earlier.
Hi Paul
Thanks for the offer, it is much appreciated. Although we are based in Crawley, I don't see us cleaning so much in the twown in the future, as we are chasing large national contracts. However if anything comes up I will let you know. Cheers

You would probably cover the area yourself that I would cover anyway as we live near each other.
The furthest I normally go out is about 20 miles but have gone further for larger jobs when it's been worthwhile.
I have actually sold in the past too and am sure I could sell cleaning services but I like the freedom of being able to do my own thing.  Although window cleaning can sometimes feel a bit gutty, I do love the relative freedom of fairly flexible hours.
Good to see you have ambitions.  I prefer to keep my own operation lower key.
Title: Re: Staff Wanted
Post by: phillip on April 22, 2010, 02:38:12 pm
hi im an experienced window cleaner with wfp up to 50 feet and also pure water technology. Im very good with cleints and would be an assett to any growing company will relocate if required for a permanant position
Title: Re: Staff Wanted
Post by: Darranvps on April 22, 2010, 03:07:10 pm
hi im an experienced window cleaner with wfp up to 50 feet and also pure water technology. Im very good with cleints and would be an assett to any growing company will relocate if required for a permanant position
E-mail me your details
Cheers
Title: Re: Staff Wanted
Post by: Darranvps on April 22, 2010, 06:57:39 pm
purple helmet... is philip one of your face book mates...

Haven't got a clue what you are on about lovey :-*
Title: Re: Staff Wanted
Post by: sgibsoncleaning on April 22, 2010, 07:11:24 pm
shouldnt this read " wanted window cleaners to take on national contracts. must be experienced and willing to work for a quarter of what they normally charge"
Title: Re: Staff Wanted
Post by: Dave Willis on April 22, 2010, 07:15:15 pm
No it should read - Look at me! I've got no work but if I plaster my name and website address all over cleanitup day and night then I might get some!  ;)
Title: Re: Staff Wanted
Post by: actualcleaning on April 22, 2010, 07:24:07 pm
Just for you Darrrrraaannnnn......http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=942W03cUhkw
Title: Re: Staff Wanted
Post by: Darranvps on April 22, 2010, 07:24:20 pm
 ; ;D ;D
Title: Re: Staff Wanted
Post by: Darranvps on April 22, 2010, 07:27:45 pm
shouldnt this read " wanted window cleaners to take on national contracts. must be experienced and willing to work for a quarter of what they normally charge"

Any fool can work for nothing, and you seem to know only charging a 1/4
Title: Re: Staff Wanted
Post by: ♠Winp®oClean♠ on April 22, 2010, 07:33:58 pm
Well, you must have the skin of a rhino Darrrrrran, you've come in for some proper stick on here & taken it very well, a good sense of humour you have indeed. :)

I wish you well (just stay off my patch!! ;D)
Title: Re: Staff Wanted
Post by: Darranvps on April 22, 2010, 07:35:14 pm
Its quite amazing, you ask a question on this site and you get all the no hopers attacking you ::)

I'll keep my gob shut and post elsewhere :'(

Title: Re: Staff Wanted
Post by: daz1977 on April 22, 2010, 07:36:40 pm
darran  dont let them get to you
Title: Re: Staff Wanted
Post by: Darranvps on April 22, 2010, 07:38:45 pm
darran  dont let them get to you

Don't worry I won't I'm too thick rhino skinned ;D
Title: Re: Staff Wanted
Post by: ♠Winp®oClean♠ on April 22, 2010, 07:40:58 pm
Its quite amazing, you ask a question on this site and you get all the no hopers attacking you ::)

I'll keep my gob shut and post elsewhere :'(



It's just forum banter mate, we lurrrrrrrrrrve a bit of it! ;)