Clean It Up
UK Window Cleaning Forum => Window Cleaning Forum => Topic started by: Jack Wallace on April 16, 2010, 07:53:13 am
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I am off to see my favourite customer today.
Always have a sit down and a quick chat over a cuppa and freshly baked jam tart/cake. and leave with a smoked trout, He is a keen fisherman, catches them and smokes them himself using only best english oak. Roll on tea time. ;D
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a little old hunchback lady , she is so polite and decent and just plain normal. makes a change from the up and down mommas on my round who do crazy stuff such as pretending theyve lost their voice when i want paying. i want to say- "NOT LOST YER EARS HAVE YOU?? "
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A lady who always makes me a cup of tea and invites me inside for a chat. Really nice person. I always leave her to last when I am in her area, just so as not to have to be rushing off.
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mine died lastyear :( :( :(
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A couple in their early 70's who live in a bungalow full of tacky gifts from seaside shops.
They're the sort who play bingo and wear string vests.
Exactly the sort of common people I can't stand normally, but they're lovely.
Always a cuppa and some cake and biscuits.
More money than I ask.
Presents at christmas, even my daughter's birthday too!
A couple of weeks ago she gave me her old 2 and a half foot fish tank.
And also everything it needed including some new fish and the cabinet.
What nice people. :)
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A young pair of ladies, both bisexual, who always get me to clean the inside of their bedroom windows while they get it on in front of me. When I've finished I join them on the bed and spend an hour or so having the best sex ever.
This is true.
Honest ;)
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A young pair of ladies, both bisexual, who always get me to clean the inside of their bedroom windows while they get it on in front of me. When I've finished I join them on the bed and spend an hour or so having the best sex ever.
This is true.
Honest ;)
do u want 2sell that job 2me ;D
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A young pair of ladies, both bisexual, who always get me to clean the inside of their bedroom windows while they get it on in front of me. When I've finished I join them on the bed and spend an hour or so having the best sex ever.
This is true.
Honest ;)
do u want 2sell that job 2me ;D
Yeah I do the home of a couple of lezzas and their bedroom always smells like a Grimsby fishing smack...mmm ;)
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:P :P :P
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Have you been doing my customers????
I love the smell oh haddock in the morning 8)
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A young pair of ladies, both bisexual, who always get me to clean the inside of their bedroom windows while they get it on in front of me. When I've finished I join them on the bed and spend an hour or so having the best sex ever.
This is true.
Honest ;)
I'm in Plymouth, need a hand?
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all my customers are my favourites, :P :P :P :P
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Have you been doing my customers????
I love the smell oh haddock in the morning 8)
now thats just wrong :-X
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i dont know about the best but i have a load of old timers who i do and sometimes they can be a pain because a lot of them are going synial and it drives me mad when they say you only come yesterday or you didnt do the backs saw you on the rront but not on the back
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my favourite NEW custy is the 1 mlscontractcleaner is gonna sell me ;D ;)
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the lady today who said thank u for leaving us notes to lock the gate .when we come home from work, n give me a bottle of wine
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the one who says i will pay you for next time we will be on holiday ;D
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My best customer is a lady of about 37 single and always pays prompley.She was the ex girl friend of de Laleo the x rugby captian. A great lady treats me well.One of my first costomers.
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the ones that actually come out and have a chat and offer cuppa's ;D
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A young pair of ladies, both bisexual, who always get me to clean the inside of their bedroom windows while they get it on in front of me. When I've finished I join them on the bed and spend an hour or so having the best sex ever.
This is true.
Honest ;)
do you offer training, I have nvq, but would like to add to this ;D
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Got 2 of them in the same rd. Jim and Pete.
Have a biscuit and cuppa with Jim and spend about half hour to an hour chatting, then go to Pete's and have a good old chin wag with him too.
My mate loves it cause he's out earning all the dosh while i'm busy being a lazy so and so.
Lance
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She died a few years back. Lovely old biddy. Always had coffee and lovely cakes for my visit. She was nearly 90. Shortly after "ze var" she had Monty's horses stabled on her farm. Used to show me the photos and all that. Didn't really see it a work, I enjoyed the chat and the scoff :)
Had really usefull advice about money and attitudes to work etc. Really miss her.
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I like the ones who are never in, then I can get on without being disturbed and no moaning about how quick I have been!!! :)
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I like the ones who are never in, then I can get on without being disturbed and no moaning about how quick I have been!!! :)
They're the best aren't they groundhog?
Or even better you've just done a legoland 4 bed detached with easy access in ten minutes flat and you are just putting your stuff away and they pull up in their motor and say "let me pay you before you go."
A bit rare though.
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I like the ones who are never in, then I can get on without being disturbed and no moaning about how quick I have been!!! :)
They're the best aren't they groundhog?
Or even better you've just done a legoland 4 bed detached with easy access in ten minutes flat and you are just putting your stuff away and they pull up in their motor and say "let me pay you before you go."
A bit rare though.
Perfect!!! ;D
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I got loads...... The ones who always pay on time!
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I got loads...... The ones who always pay on time!
;D ;D ;D
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mines ma 1000th customer yet to meet em
but im sure they will be spot on lol ;D ;D ;D
infact if calsberg did customers they would
be lammys 1000th lol ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D