Clean It Up
UK Window Cleaning Forum => Window Cleaning Forum => Topic started by: formb on April 14, 2010, 09:22:39 pm
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Anyone know any good window cleaner jokes?
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yeah blading after wfp! ???
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souter window cleaning ;D ive been told they are right joke
only kidding ;)
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No jokes?
Or are you all really slow typists?
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Did you hear about the blonde window cleaner who put a sign at the top of her ladder?
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What did the sign say?
Stop.
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ladders ar not banned
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Oh go on then, while you insist.
What do you get if you cross a WC`er and a shark?
Jaws Formby ::)
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yeah blading after wfp! ???
That`ll take some beating,that`s the best joke for ages ;D ;D ;D
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The local vicar is having a bath, and he's a little so he decides to, well, you know, 'pleasure' himself. So he's quite happily tugging away, reaches the old moment of bliss, and opens his eyes only to see, at the window, the window cleaner, jaw agape at what he's just seen. Couple of minutes later, doorbell rings - it's the window cleaner. Vicar is understandably embarrassed, and asks the man how much he owes him.
"50 quid" comes the reply.
"50 quid?!?" says the vicar, startled.
"Yep, fifty quid or I tell the whole parish about what I saw, you perv."
So the vicar hands over the cash, and the cleaner gets on his way. Following week, the bishop's round for his supper and is having a wander 'round the vicar's house, admiring his lovely home.
He says to the vicar, "Lovely clean windows you've got there vicar, who does them for you?"
"Guy from the village does them for me, does a great job," replies the vicar
"oh, yeah, how much does he charge you, then?"
"well," replies the vicar, "fifty quid, actually"
"fifty quid! blimey!" says the bishop, "he must have seen you coming!"
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window Cleaning its almost like begging! ;D
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Just to remind everyone swearing is not allowed, even with asterisks * etc