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UK Floor Cleaning Forum => Carpet Cleaning Forum => Topic started by: Ian Gourlay on April 08, 2010, 03:29:37 pm

Title: IGNORE MY EMAIL
Post by: Ian Gourlay on April 08, 2010, 03:29:37 pm: Hi some opf you may receive an email pretending to be in my name.

Its from a Canadian Health Company , I did not send it but it looks like they have caputured my contact list.

Just Ignore it

Unless you want Viagra
Title: Re: IGNORE MY EMAIL
Post by: Bob Robertson on April 08, 2010, 03:41:52 pm: Quote from: Ian Gourlay on April 08, 2010, 03:29:37 pm
Hi some opf you may receive an email pretending to be in my name.

Its from a Canadian Health Company , I did not send it but it looks like they have caputured my contact list.

Just Ignore it

Unless you want Viagra

Ian

You been buying Viagra? you old dog you! ;D
Title: Re: IGNORE MY EMAIL
Post by: Ian Gourlay on April 08, 2010, 04:04:10 pm: If it was legal I would market it on here.

But its not

And I am not involved
Title: Re: IGNORE MY EMAIL
Post by: Dennis on April 08, 2010, 04:47:05 pm: I used to put Viagra in my pre-spray - but it left the pile too stiff. ;D
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Post by: clinton on April 08, 2010, 05:13:00 pm: Sounds like the storie when your mum finds your porn stash ;D

They arnt mine mum really there my mates ;D ;D

Rum lad ian ;D
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Post by: Steve. Taylor on April 08, 2010, 06:31:47 pm: Reports are coming in of the theft of 1000 viagra tablets

A police spokesmen said we are searching the country for a hardend criminal ;D
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Post by: Phil Spencer on April 08, 2010, 07:39:09 pm: They use Viagra in the Nursing homes around here...........stops the 'old boys' rolling out of bed! ;D

Phil
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Post by: Shaun_Ashmore on April 08, 2010, 07:48:23 pm: I once got a viagra stuck in my throat and ended up with a stiff neck.

Shaun
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Post by: Robert Watson on April 08, 2010, 08:24:55 pm: I hear that criminals who steal Viagra will face stiff penalties. ::)
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Post by: derek west on April 08, 2010, 08:33:33 pm: i went to the doctors and asked for half a viagra pill, the doctor said "half? you won't be able to see the misses right with half"
"see the misses right" i just want enough to reach the urinals instead of it going on my shoes ;D
Title: Re: IGNORE MY EMAIL
Post by: Phil Spencer on April 08, 2010, 08:57:07 pm: Quote from: Derek West on April 08, 2010, 08:33:33 pm
i went to the doctors and asked for half a viagra pill, the doctor said "half? you won't be able to see the misses right with half"
"see the misses right" i just want enough to reach the urinals instead of it going on my shoes ;D
Very similar to when I went into my local chemist and asked if I 'could get it over the counter' she answered 'I guess, if you take enough'!
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Post by: Peter Blackburn on April 08, 2010, 11:00:21 pm: I take half a pill. It stops me pi**ing on my slippers. ;D
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Post by: Tony Gill Carpet Smart on April 08, 2010, 11:07:20 pm: Bloke in hospital with 40% burns on his legs the doctor prescribed pain killers and viagra the nurse said what will the viagra do for his condition nothing the doctor said but it will keep the sheets of his legs ;D ;D BOOM BOOM

Tony
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Post by: Phil Spencer on April 09, 2010, 07:19:02 am: They do Viagra in a spray now, it's for your eyes........It makes you look hard!

Phil
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Post by: derek west on April 09, 2010, 07:41:34 am: don't overdose on it though or you'll end up a stiff.
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Post by: Dennis on April 09, 2010, 09:02:01 am: and they won't be able to get the coffin lid down! :o ;D
Title: Re: IGNORE MY EMAIL
Post by: derek west on April 09, 2010, 11:57:48 am: Quote from: Dennis on April 09, 2010, 09:02:01 am
and they won't be able to get the coffin lid down! :o ;D

drill a hole and put a flag on it. ;D