Clean It Up
UK Window Cleaning Forum => Window Cleaning Forum => Topic started by: The Jester of Wibbly on April 05, 2010, 05:06:06 pm
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yes at least twice a day!i take a leak in custys grids if their out!sometimes when their in if im bursting.never been caught in 16 years!! ;) ;D ;D
im sure itll be worse when i go wfp .THE SOUND OF ALL THAT RUNNING WATER!! ::) ::) ;) ;D ;D ;D
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That what I did. Took a leak whilst out the back, as I knew cus not at home, then only to look up to see the CCTV camera beaming down. :-\
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That what I did. Took a leak whilst out the back, as I knew cus not at home, then only to look up to see the CCTV camera beaming down. :-\
Me too.
Been caught twice be customer returning home also.
They were more embarrassed than me though.
Still clean their windows too!
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Now I know why in the old days the toilets were outside at the back of the garden. It was for us all along ;D ;D ;D
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That what I did. Took a leak whilst out the back, as I knew cus not at home, then only to look up to see the CCTV camera beaming down. :-\
Oh..is that you on YouTube then?
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im sorry but theres no way i would relieve myself in someones garden, just ask to use their loo, im sure they wont mind.
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when ya gotta go ya gotta go :-\ ;D
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and they though it was my pole ;D ;D ;D
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well if paula radcliffe can do it why not you ;D
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she did a no2 didnt she? ;D
whats everyone think of no2's are they taboo or not? but of fertilizer for the garden? maybe i shouldnt have asked? :-\
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There are some people in this world (including some window cleaners) who think I bought a bigger van in order to carry WFP equipment. Now you know different :)
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There are some people in this world (including some window cleaners) who think I bought a bigger van in order to carry WFP equipment. Now you know different :)
Ah, wondered why you had blacked out windows ;D
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she did a no2 didnt she? ;D
whats everyone think of no2's are they taboo or not? but of fertilizer for the garden? maybe i shouldnt have asked? :-\
If it's a quick pee ones after then surely you just ask custy if you can use their loo (assuming they're in, if not being trad I just use my bucket ;D)....A dump is far more personal and requires the use of the nearest McDonalds or boozer...having a dump in the customers house or garden is bang out of order imo >:( ;D
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she did a no2 didnt she? ;D
whats everyone think of no2's are they taboo or not? but of fertilizer for the garden? maybe i shouldnt have asked? :-\
If it's a quick pee ones after then surely you just ask custy if you can use their loo (assuming they're in, if not being trad I just use my bucket ;D)....A dump is far more personal and requires the use of the nearest McDonalds or boozer...having a dump in the customers house or garden is bang out of order imo >:( ;D
Blame it on the Dog !!, only kidding, totaly right on that one
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Blocked 2 of my customer's toilets with no 2's. Very embarrassing having to explain that i've just done a huge dump and it won't flush.
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Blocked 2 of my customer's toilets with no 2's. Very embarrassing having to explain that i've just done a huge dump and it won't flush.
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youve got to be kidding ;D ;D ;D ;D lol
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she did a no2 didnt she? ;D
whats everyone think of no2's are they taboo or not? but of fertilizer for the garden? maybe i shouldnt have asked? :-\
If it's a quick pee ones after then surely you just ask custy if you can use their loo (assuming they're in, if not being trad I just use my bucket ;D)....A dump is far more personal and requires the use of the nearest McDonalds or boozer...having a dump in the customers house or garden is bang out of order imo >:( ;D
Blame it on the Dog !!, only kidding, totaly right on that one
Or blame it on a cat.
I couldn`t believe my eyes last week, I saw a cat do a number 2 and then it buried it! I was shocked to say the least.
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All the time, including my infamous fire runs in a flower pot.
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I don`t know about being caught short, it sounds like some of you are getting the urge to go prior to leaving for work in the morning & purposely storing it for certain customers gardens :o ;D
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God yeah even been paid my money whilst in mid flow and even fished out the change for the old bloke with my spare hand
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God yeah even been paid my money whilst in mid flow and even fished out the change for the old bloke with my spare hand
Nice :-\. Didn`t you splash on him?
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Nah perfected my technique over many years
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I always carry empty 4 pint milk cartons in the van and pee in them ;D
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Doing full conservatory clean last thurs and was desperate lady of the house popped out so that was me straight down to the bottom of the garden,felt great after lol
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we all have to do it somewhere sometime hehe
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I always carry empty 4 pint milk cartons in the van and pee in them ;D
better to use cooking oil bottles. Wont look so odd when full ;D
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My 2 best stories are....Was workin with my bro in law once on a posh house in the country and the custy came round the corner to see him him in full flo, face to face with no cover! He simply sidestepped a few feet until his lower half was behind a bush and carried on (avoiding eye contact with custy) After he was done he simply said "i beg your pardon, thats all i can say" He's still a custy.
The other one was a little more embarrassing, i was at a small terraced house with an outside loo and needed a no2. i sneeked into the loo whilst my mate carried on. much to my dismay the loo didnt flush! :o what to do i wondered!?! decided to do the cowardly thing and just walk away im ashamed to say! ::) a month later went back again hardly remembering the incident,,,the lady came straight out and handed me my wallet and said "did you lose something"? :-X I'd dropped it next to the toilet! What an idiot. Still kept her on the books somehow 8)